you have no need. it will simply happen, in the same way as a flower blooms and leaf floats across the wind you will win

your mind is wavering, steady yourself for the task ahead

beat him up his strength is an illusion that only the strongest of minds can overcome

only half of the players have character sheets and theres only a few dice between everyone, itd pmo but at least they’re having fun

you think some ancient Mesopotamian got the first wedgie and it changed her life forever

problematic sleep gap

hosting a no loads refused orgy because i REALLY need to hit my protein goals

they call me broken and clocky the way im like, yk the way im… whatever i guess its not that time of day yet.

youtuber with a public list of videos todo with “why im quitting youtube” in the middle

BEEP

oh fuck im so bored oh god im doing literally nothing #nothingplay

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i could really go for a foidrito rn

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p

doubt it tbh

and why aren’t you killing anyone now huh?

never been heard more than by this thread omg

apparently in 20 years i piss off a fourth dimensional creature so he’s gone back in time to torture me at my weakest and most pathetic?

im not saying that trains nor rice on their lonesome are particularly enticing to the slopbounded masses of today, my point is more on the fundamental misunderstanding of a vehicle’s place in society

THE POINT IS THE TRAINS VALUE LIES IN ITS ABILITY TO DELIVER THE AWESOME IN ITS OWN TRAIN WAY!!! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF SO I CAN CRUELLY AND ACCURATELY INSULT YOU

a train is a vehicle to a cool location because the train itself is an uncool location

so therefore train on its own is mid

THIS BITCH MENTIONED BOUNTY THE QUICKER PICKED UPPER (purchasable at your local grocery store today) EIGHT TIMES TODAY GET EM

federal agencies being sponsored by some fucking brand forcing their undercover agents to slip in advertisements while theyre trying to blend in

with teleporting at its illogical conclusion can literally just teleport a bomb into someones head, or teleport the protons neutrons and electrons in their head into a bomb