After our own research we can now exclusively reveal that henceforth the first Dalek serial shall be known as "David, here's that sci-fi shit you wanted. Love, Terry"

It reminds me of the joke from (I think) The Completely Useless Encyclopedia which went something like: Who fans have debated for years over the names of the early stories, with research uncovering earlier and earlier documents with working titles to show what the serials were known as at the time.

Bloke I know is called The Dog, so his son, as he's The Dog Junior, is nicknamed Pup.

I would have been all-in for this British Columbo remake!

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A company who have spent the last hundred years obsessively (and extremely litigiously) looking after their IP are just going to open it up for anyone to do whatever the fuck they want with it, just because generative AI is the "new" thing? Absolute madness.

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a man with long hair and a mustache is saying hello Alt: Inigo Montoya, a character from the movie "The Princess Bride", is saying hello

Six fingers, you say?

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At least you'll get a laugh when the bike falls off a beam and the rider crushes his knackers!

Nice to see she still visits her nan regularly.

Didn't he used to be in Chumbawumba?

George R R Martin?

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I mean, at least you've now got "Henri Scampi and the Reluctant Horse" as the title for your first kids story book.

No wonder he's got the door open!

He stayed right to the end, and got on the microphone to encourage the crowd and make sure every person in that parade got a cheer and a round of applause when they came to the end. A class act and a great entertainer.

For several years I took part in the annual parade that opened the Edinburgh Festival. They always had a celebrity to lead the parade, but we were always towards the back, and by the time we got to the end, the celeb had pissed off and we never saw them. Except for the year Paul Daniels was there.

I've a mate who was furious when Harris was convicted, not because of his awful crimes, but because "Two Little Boys" was his party-piece and he couldn't sing it any more!

He was the effeminate pink hippo.

If I answer question 3 “No” do I still get a point?

Bjork's 60 - the Icelandic remake of Blake's 7 was a bit OTT!

Can it also cover when to use "Yours sincerely" or "Yours faithfully" as I have to look that up every bleeding time!

Nice to see that even while plotting the extermination of the entire galaxy, Daleks can still take time to enjoy a nice game of Hide and Seek.

"How many Maverick bar?"

Finally, the x-rated Troughton biopic we've all been waiting for!

Louvre museum in Paris closed after robbery, French minister says - live updates France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati said the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.

Scaroth!!!

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I don't remember this episode of 'Angus Deayton's History of Alternative Comedy' on TMWRNJ but I'm sure it was marvellous!

At least in the old days, even the terrible stories had something entertaining about them, even if it was just laughing at the shit monsters or hammy acting.

It's certainly a better last scene/line than regenerating into Billie Piper!