matte jones

going to be weird having an Ian Games Network without the Ian.

this is so interesting - i never took out Lights Guy - had to play around him being there the entire section

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I will destroy her

whenever i make a post that seems like kind of a sweeping statement about something please know that i probably thought about it for 40 seconds total and i only sort of believe it

(i know i said i wouldn't think about this ever again, alright! i lied to you!)

there's something interesting about how marathon's loot system is more like a deck building game and trying to gradually put together the pieces of a combo. but since it's an extraction shooter it's like if your opponent occasionally got to eat your cards

electoral politics is just passing unpopular policies with a different tie on man. the unpopular policies are the point! it's what the system allows! oh whoops it was so unpopular that i've got to be replaced with another thatcherite from my same secondary school.

it's weird man. shooting's good. aesthetic is interesting. i just don't want to do any of what it's asking me to. i am never going to think about this game again.

it's unfortunate that the team has spent all this time and energy on something that's probably at least pretty good and my immediate reaction is i just can't be bothered

i'm doing it just to do it tbh - installing now. check back in a couple hours for me to post the word "meh" at most or, unfortunately, possibly "10 or so words"

WARNING TO EVERYONE YET TO TAKE PART IN THE MARATHON SERVER SLAM:

be careful when installing the game, it will put the video game "Marathon" onto your computer

switch 2? switch to another fucking game already

it's so cool that one of the obstacles you have to solve in this section is just: it's too dark to see what you're doing

sure. no. absolutely not. there would be, however, one weight on the opposing scale.

i put this to a friend last night who said well if nigel farage was ever in Hell in a Cell would you vote for him and i said it would have to be part of the calculation at least

this would give you 600HP

i think this game absolutely rips, man. i am already ready to play it a second time and i haven't finished it

the beautiful thing about re9 is: the grace bits are better lmao

he might

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east! london!

just been offered coke by a guy saying he has that gak polanski

FUCK!!! I JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

like if the purpose of the question is who do you not agree with that you admire, well, nigel farage never wrote Tornado of Souls

i would answer "does it have to be a politician or can it be dave mustaine. and if it has to be a politician i guess the wrestler Kane"

seems like a waste of time! other stuff to do

i understand people's obsession with the zamboni now. this giant thing has the entire rink to itself. it is too powerful to share the space with another human. we fear it.

love this, man. yeah. that was it.

when do they kiss

i remember the first time, even years ago, seeing "two cocktails for £18" as a deal and thinking... isnt that what they should cost... already?