matte jones

am i really going to see Ready Or Not 2 if it costs a mortgage payment to leave my house

pitched in a meeting this morning (because we're an entertainment website, not that it's the most important thing in the world, fuck off) that i really want to read whether or not movie companies are anticipating the impact of oil hitting $200 in how well their spring blockbusters will do

it is a weird thing to want to do, to raise your head above the sludge and be visible online. you have to be weird to do it! people are occasionally better at hiding this, but it's inherently strange! most people just watch movies and all they have to say is "yeah that was good"

tiktok pages often feel impersonal because there's a level of production and effort but there are occasions when the mask slips, and it's like, oh! these are posts! you're posting! you're a weird person who, for some reason, wants to perform online and are just a poster like the rest of us!

a lad i follow because he's doing up a shack in the middle of nowhere and gradually making it livable did a video where he was like hey is anyone else having an issue with a high protein diet where they cant stop farting. and it's like. man alright you can pivot if you want but...

i have deliberately not told my partner about this because she is going to fucking howl laughing at this when she plays it

donate plasma? dont mind if i do

[i shoot the plasma donation centre with a blast from a plasma rifle]

another winter good song

a bug's... death

it's bananza. but: pokopia is very good!

this is kpop concert all over again

flute solo

youtube recommending me the music of someone currently in my house. hmm.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

a video essay on whether L could catch a fictional criminal hates to see me

£70! for worse games i won't play nearly as long!

it isnt fair to make this comparison, there's so much here to argue over, so many details to take into consideration, but: how does any AAA game get away with charging around 3-4 times what slay the spire 2 does

nice i love metal gear survive

slay the spire themed drag show where they don't even have to do a parody of the game's name

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

yes. and increasingly weird as the game continues.

pleased to announce that this Deadlock character, who is a librarian and for the last year had had an ability called "Defend and fight!" give armor to someone just had the ability name changed to "Plot Armor"

thought it ripped from issue one! excited to catch up!

both, at the same time, my partner and i said a dog in his little green jacket looked like the naruto character kakashi

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

great "pottering about" game. often find myself meaning to do one thing but then i'm on the other end of the map and just tiding up or finding one of the items i need and going back to put it with other pieces. a game in a mess and the devs let you tidy up? and it's a hit, you say?

pokopia has that same thing DQ builders has where it's a game about the limitless fun of exploration and decoration, but only if you decorate it like this and explore specifically over here.