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Desmond.Sycamore.

@profdessycamore.bsky.social

Archaeology professor, researcher, and single father. I didn't make this account and I can't delete it. (PARODY)

50 Followers  |  64 Following  |  83 Posts  |  Joined: 08.03.2025
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Posts by Desmond.Sycamore. (@profdessycamore.bsky.social)

Honestly, I'm not surprised, but still, it is messed up

16.05.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you followed by Targent as well?

16.05.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, the fact that Targent is here worries me. I must protect my family no matter what.
The situation is not great.

16.05.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know honestly. Maybe?

15.05.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much.
Congratulations I guess.

15.05.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am just a father, those jokes come with it.

15.05.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a good one!

15.05.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This one is a classic, hope you give him an HIVE five for the deal.

15.05.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, you should mind your business. I do not want to interact with you guys.

15.05.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I should, maybe this summer I can travel a bit with my daughter. Anyways, feel free to tell me the joke.

15.05.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is just my back. Hurts pretty much. I guess it is the age.

15.05.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One piece is a big word, but thanks.

15.05.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost missed this nickname. I guess I'm glad to see you, Mr. Ascot.

15.05.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I apologise for my absence but I'm pretty busy due to work.
Also why targent is following me.

15.05.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much. Guess every version of us is different from the other

29.03.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really vocal about it but I am a transgender man indeed.

29.03.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter gifted me a shirt that says "Trans-Parent" with a ghost on it.

And I'm the one who makes the 'terrible puns'

29.03.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good grief... another me.

27.03.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fork found in the kitchen

21.03.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that's how it works

19.03.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, I discovered that my daughter wrote things with my account.
Can someone tell me how to put a password on the Ipad?

19.03.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. He is a boomer πŸ™„

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17.03.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not much... I don't want to talk about archaeology for a while, honestly... Last time was traumatic πŸ₯²

-T

17.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, but it is his fault if I have them too!

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17.03.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad fell asleep, and I was able to steal his Ipad and look here!! Ask me everything☺️

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17.03.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I DID NOT ACCEPT IT.

15.03.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn.

14.03.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I have a choice?

14.03.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not like it.

14.03.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't. Thanks.

14.03.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0