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@guycalledvairos.bsky.social

18+ only. Thirsty on main. 29 years old. Master of procrastination. Writer of all things dumb. NSFW.

459 Followers  |  274 Following  |  95 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  2.0837

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A red wolf named Dusk sitting on the face of a dragon named Ardan

A red wolf named Dusk sitting on the face of a dragon named Ardan

@guycalledvairos.bsky.social 's Ardan in his natural habitat under Dusk's rump

Art by @energyunit.bsky.social

03.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Once a year, horror returns to Bleekshire. The Carnival is here, wearing familiar faces.
The performance comes to its grand finale, but it seems the spectacle will be peeling the Ringmaster off an elephant's butt rather than any trapeze stunts.
🎨: @shamelesss.bsky.social

31.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zooble: "Caine, shortstack that twink!"
Kinger: "Wait, doesn't Jax hate pancakes?"

#art #nsfw #illustration #digitalart #tadc #jax #jaxtadc #shortstack #maidcostume #frenchmaid #fetishwear #transformation #humiliation #femboy #femboi

15.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone somewhere is having a VERY good day right now.

20.08.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social

12.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorcha can only handle being at eye level with Keira's gigantic, pachyderm belly for so long before instinct overwhelms her. Keira feels the tongue against her navel and knows she's going to be in for a GOOD night.
🎨: @totesfleisch8.bsky.social

12.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keira the bellyphant will, for a price, prove to you that it does in fact take a little over ten seconds for her gut to stop wobbling after it's been slapped.
🎨: @therayoutofspace.bsky.social

12.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keira never had any issues with showing off a bit of skin with her outfits.
When you're eight foot tall and weigh over a thousand pounds you tend to have a lot of it to show off as it is.
🎨: @mainlinemojo.bsky.social

12.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tea with Scanty? πŸ«–πŸ«–

04.08.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
16.02.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1232    πŸ” 575    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Welp Labour are well and truly cooked! There's no way they are getting a second term... which means we're likely to get some of the worst people getting elected (yes, worse then what we currently have!)

I'm putting genuine thought into leaving, i can't see how this doesn't just spiral from here

29.07.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait when did I get so many followers

28.07.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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commission for @druidvixen.bsky.social

#vore

28.07.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1144    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

β€œI don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. β€œI combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. β€œYou fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. β€œYou’re facing east!”

β€œI don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. β€œI combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. β€œYou fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. β€œYou’re facing east!”

β€œIt’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. β€œMagic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. β€œSo the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. β€œNo rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
β€œNo, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. β€œI didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
β€œIt’s pandemonium,” he explained. β€œIt’s complete nonsense.”

β€œIt’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. β€œMagic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. β€œSo the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. β€œNo rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. β€œNo, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. β€œI didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. β€œIt’s pandemonium,” he explained. β€œIt’s complete nonsense.”

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

28.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4323    πŸ” 1389    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 99

Maybe not a popular opinion, but I kinda think Crash 4 is not a good game at all.
Technically yeah it's excellent but playing it is really, really unpleasant.

27.07.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhh noooooooo I missed it
Hopefully next time then

24.07.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would LOVE to see a Black Seat 2 omg

22.07.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ngl, I'm desperate for a round 2. Just been trying to catch you for comms at the right time!
We'll keep the bionicle comms coming I promise

18.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not for the first time!!!

18.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Full body portrait of an anthro office lady doberman

Full body portrait of an anthro office lady doberman

Meet Olivia! (or Liv, if you catch her on the weekend)
She's an underpaid, overworked assistant branch manager at a car rental lot who may or may not be a closeted Disney adult
Thank you Chai for helping bring her to life! She turned out better than I ever could've imagined
x.com/oldmintt
#furryart

02.07.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only proper response.

02.07.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon character with a straw hat on ALT: a cartoon character with a straw hat on

One of the few cases I will appreciate Awkwafina's performance because her voice kinda makes Sisu more endearing

21.06.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Indi gives a patron a lap dance, slipping her back paw behind the patron's seat, and pulls him closer. In the background, Maisie (a woolly rhino) gives a special lap dance to her own lucky audience.

Indi gives a patron a lap dance, slipping her back paw behind the patron's seat, and pulls him closer. In the background, Maisie (a woolly rhino) gives a special lap dance to her own lucky audience.

✨✨ She wraps those hands around that pole;
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow...
CAUSE THAT'S PORN. STAR. DANCING. HEY!! ✨✨

[ #nsfwfurry #fatfur ]

09.06.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 767    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
Elyssa miscalculates the size of the elevator and squished Snoot inside with her butt

Elyssa miscalculates the size of the elevator and squished Snoot inside with her butt

Snoot's gonna be in for the long haul. They have to go all the way from the 1st floor to the 30th

18.05.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3950    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 3
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Suppose that's one way to answer a question~ πŸ‘€πŸ’¦

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Quick animation I wanted to smash out before bed feat @babbsthegoat.bsky.social ✨

30.04.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1237    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ˜£πŸ’¦

09.04.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2307    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fanart of @squigga.bsky.social's Squigga🐿️

18.03.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

for @guycalledvairos.bsky.social !
Pose D+Seagal's butt swapped in!
#gulpspooky

06.02.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @guycalledvairos.bsky.social
featurin Roodaka from Bionicle!
#gulpspooky

03.02.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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