I love the paw in the cushion ๐ฅฐ
03.02.2026 08:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love the paw in the cushion ๐ฅฐ
03.02.2026 08:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh my goodness.
Cute level: ninja
Yassss ๐๐ป
Cute level: expert
Bloobs, show me something cute
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#Satchmo
Red and black. This is a picture of me wearing a black dress, red cardigan and black stockings with red welts. The dress is too revealing to wear in an office when your boobs are as big as mine - but fine for working from home.
Red or black. Red & black.
#IDsPhotos
Things that are better than an alarm clock at waking you up.
Part One.
Falling down the stairs.
#Ouch
His and Hers
*winks forever
Mine is blackโฆ.๐ฎ
28.01.2026 20:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Donโt mind me, just drowning in my workload ๐ญ
27.01.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
HIS PINK NOSE THOUGH ๐ญ
#LittleTinyDickhead
Did you survive??
27.01.2026 11:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Unfortunately our prince and princess wonโt go in the garden. Itโs a Shiba thing. Pintsize and Teeny Mobster wouldnโt either. They will genuinely just hold it in until they go out. So we *have* to go out.
Itโs a problem in heatwaves ๐๐
Was exactly what I thought when I read it ๐
24.01.2026 12:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A photo of me in my office, my boy dog curled up on the armchair behind me. I am leaning in from the side with a smile on my face. Because who doesnโt smile when they think of their pets?
I suppose if I do have to work on a Saturday having big dog (relatively speaking) on the armchair behind me makes it slightly better
#Satchmo
Itโs not me. Itโs the rules.
Still makes me smile lots.
Oh my goodness!! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
16.01.2026 14:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pic 1 is of my two dogs. One is looking at me as I take the picture. The other is looking intently to her right.
And on her right is my cat. Surveying from the safety of his watchtower
Hey Beans! Whatchu looking at?
Looks left
Oh
#Beans
#Satchmo
#LittleTinyDickhead
Bluesky Twitter account: NEW FEATURE: This button allows you to opt out of having images you post on X turned into porn Plus image of the create new account button on bluesky
Bluesky going to work over on Twitter
15.01.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 12314 ๐ 1866 ๐ฌ 88 ๐ 95Haha. I love this! ๐คฃ
15.01.2026 10:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ffs. Coordination even ๐
15.01.2026 09:57 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My cleavage. I am wearing a maroon top and black waistcoat. Iโm holding my smoothie which matches my top. The lid of the cup is black so matches my waistcoat. Colour coordination perfection!
Colour cooperations with your smoothie is important.
15.01.2026 06:49 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Good morning from my little tiny dickhead ๐ฅฐ
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22.11.2025 10:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I do have Apple AirPods. Trust me I use that function often ๐
However this wasnโt one of my AirPods. The back up buds while my Pods are charging.
Just spent 10 minutes looking for my earbud which fell out. I heard it hit a hard surface and itโs obviously pinged somewhere.
Gone for all eternity.
Or until one of the dogs finds and destroys it. Obviously.