Dizzy’s Cat

I wish. That man has it all.

I wish you well. I delt with this a few months back and could hardly get out of bed for two days. I crawled to the bathroom. It is a truly devastating condition and absolutely terrifying. Mine lasted for two days hard and another four that eased as they went.

Today is my last day of work. At 5pm I will be officially retired. This is both exciting and terrifying.

And she resisted, to her dismay.

Today’s word you never get to use:
Zugzwang: A situation in chess/life where you are forced to make a move that will make your situation worse.
In a sentence: I wanted to go to the party, but several people I didn’t wish to see would be there and the zugzwang is I would make Mary mad if I didn’t go.

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Damn 🔥🔥🔥

Just like the sandwich guy

If you play Trumps SOTU address backwards, at 1:12.40 it says “I’m a lying idiot.” three times. Oh wait. If you play it forward, it says that over 1000 times for the full one hour and forty five minutes.

Those legs are pretty…… hairy.

Sammy! That’s a good one. I have nothing to add. How could I?

Ok, that made me laugh. It’s funny because it’s true. Glad I played Kena: Bridge of Spirits instead giving myself a headache.

Today in Science Fiction history:
On this day February 25th 1955 Tomorrow Land opens at Disney and in 1969 2001: A Space Odyssey premieres in theaters across the US.

Today’s word you never get to use:
Recumbentibus: A knockout blow. The final strike in a fight.
In a sentence: The recumbentibus came towards my head like a sledge striking a railroad spike.

This word cracks me up. It tells you what it’s going to do. “After this, you will be recumbent!”

Yes! Yes we do.

Thank Glob for video games. I just couldn’t watch. I’m sure it’s a like watching a clown car on a rollercoaster in slow motion.

I really don’t want to get that drunk on a week night. I’m pretty sure I would run out of scotch before he would be done.

Baby Gary and Mr. Gary Fat face McAsshole all grown up.

Are we betting or speculating? I vote for Satan. Please be Satan

Does an old LED Zepplin shirt and faded blue jeans count. I think that tracks.

I would like to volunteer myself to be that person. I am an excellent horseman and have (I’ve been told again and again) a voice that carries. When most people yell at a volume of 10, I’m an 11. Consider this my application.

Today in sci-fi history: Ursula K. Le Guin’s novel “The Left Hand of Darkness” was published on this date in 1969, winning both The Hugo and The Nebula awards.

I think judge cannon is barely qualified to be a lawyer, much less a judge. Proving once again that trump requires fealty over competence.

My grandpa always said “The closer you are to the finish line, the harder it gets. At least, that’s what she said.”

Ok grandpa, that doesn’t make…..
Oh gross!!!!

“I was talking about Alysa Liu, the Olympian. Get your mind out of the gutter.”

Grandpa, you put it there.

Today’s word you never get to use:
Stridulation: The act of making sound by rubbing body parts together.
In a sentence: Her stridulation made a squeak as my attempt at cricket mimicry produced a sound much like a fart.

I tried to explain that it wasn’t, but my assertions fell on deaf ears.

Sister: whoever thought Mountain Dew could replace coffee was stupid (throws half empty can across yard)
Me: Uh, you did.
Sister: Stupid doctor said no coffee, Ahhggg!
Me: (Backing away slowly whispering) maybe caffeine!?!

Today’s word you never get to use:
Sesquipedalian: characterized by or a user of long words.
In a sentence: The man’s supercilious look and sesquipedalian lexicon was very quixotic.

If I make someone grab a dictionary, my job is done 🧐

My grandpa always said “There is always some madness in love. That’s why I’m crazy for that girl.”

Aww, grandpa, that’s sweet. You need to tell grandma that.

“She knows. I think she would sleep with her too.”

Grandpa! WTF!