Elite Antifa Frogman (He/His/Ribbit)

If she finds it let me know.

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I once drank from a magical well in rural China. Crystal clear next to a slow muddy river, students would drink before exams to become smarter. I had bashed my head so hard on a door an hour earlier I am sure both canceled out.

Just a few ground troops bro.
Limited time bro. Just a few guys bro. Not long bro. Bro I swear it won't be a quagmire this time bro. Like three hour tops bro. Less than a week bro. Like a dozen guys bro. Bro I'm not gonna let it get out of control bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

And it brings joy. There is an immense power to a bad joke at the right moment. Tension breaks, people breathe. Humor connects us, humor lets us step out of the moment for a little bit. And it inspires, Portland frog inspired me, and I inspire others. No undertaking can succeed without morale.

So why a frog costume? Because fascism wants us to be isolated and scared. Isolation we fight with community, by holding tight to each other and to everyone that the facists would steal away in darkness. Fear we fight with laughter. Tough guys can't lose face .ever. Ridicule robs their power.

Oh no! Board of peace splinters!

Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

Great job everyone, we've finally cracked the case on the male lonliness epidemic. The answer was staring us in the face this entire time.

Don't be an ass.

What is with the weird pea soup AI art background? I am seeing it everywhere now. Like it dumped in every color of paint at hand and smushed it around fingerpainting.

So the Iranians knocked out a 200 million dollar radar. Those millions could have been a lot of healthcare. In america that's almost an entire surgery.

Large dogs: Everywhere you want to be.

Timeline cleanse! 💕

It's sad that fast food burger shape experimentation ended with "square." I want a stop sign burger with crisp edges. I want three triangle burger patties stacked, for a tri-force meal. We stopped too soon. Where's my Burgerheadron.

Wow I should have gotten at least a nomination for a nobel peace prize for this post

GODDAMN RIGHT

every single person in multiple cities who heard whistles & went running TOWARD danger with cameras to make sure there was just an unrelenting stream of actual evidence of what ICE was doing???

I can not say thank you enough. Seriously. Thousands of anonymous heroes who changed political reality.

AI is like that dumb friend who wants to do something really spectacularly dumb that gets madder and madder that you won't do the dumb thing with them.

I have embraced my ADHD by exclaiming "Sidequest!" every time I get distracted by something.

Dem wins in state races last night is a really big deal. Turnout is exceeding normal levels for localized races, which means voter engagement is high. With everything else going on, it’s important that folks take the time to relish the momentum.

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

*Raises hand*

Professor: Froggy let someone else answer alright?

How I arrived on Bluesky:

No.

For one thing access to a thesaurus actually makes a writer smart, fresh, trendy, dapper, natty, urbane, saucy, modish...

What a stupid time to have a degree in International Relations.

a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build

Men are far to emotional to be trusted with positions of authority.

My tolerance for spicy food has gotten a lot better since wifey and I got married. But I am starting to suspect it is a logarithmic scale.

do this to your wolf friends

Nail polish remover (acetone) unglued my fingers (superglue craft incident) and this is why a science education matters kids 😭 #MedSky

Timeline clense