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Tiny bedroom scene made entirely of bread and cheese with some cucumbers

Tiny bedroom scene made of sushi ingredients

Choose your bedroom
(Art by @dimda_)

when celebrities died we used to check to make sure the Rule of Three didn’t get Betty White.

now we all want the Rule of Three to get the same guy.

Person sipping Baja blast at taco bell in a ghibli hat and yellow shirt

Today is a great day to eat at taco bell

Get you some Baja blast bb

a picture of a cat with its mouth open and the words me at 4 am ALT: a picture of a cat with its mouth open and the words me at 4 am

Is it a legal requirement that when you’re 30+, you have to fall asleep on the sofa at least once a week and wake up disoriented and dehydrated as heck at 4am?

I didn’t read the fine print but it appears so 🫠 it’s especially bad when all of the lights are still on

Society really lost it's shit when we moved away from containing the internet to one room in the house.

how life feels knowing I’ll never get to do mushrooms in Korok Forest

An image with a black and white background and a Latin American immigrant and a title Schröinger's Immigrant. On the left, it reads, "Lazily collecting all the welfare." On the right, it reads, "But also somehow taking all the jobs."

tv picture of “pokemon the first movie: mewtwo strikes back”

tv picture of “pokemon the first movie: mewtwo strikes back” of mewtwo surrounded by fire

tv picture of “pokemon the first movie: mewtwo strikes back” of mewtwo

tv picture of “pokemon the first movie: mewtwo strikes back” title screen

Seated 🍿

We're getting the Triforce today! Skyward Sword FINALE live now!
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Skyward Sword FINALE this morning!!
We'll be live at 10:00 am PTD! ✨
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Building paths on Animal Crossing New Horizons has the same vibes as when my friends and I used to build little cities out of chalk when we were kids.

Look at this amazing sign. #NoKings #butterfly

“The narrative supports the sith perspective” well yeah? The show is called the Acolyte.

Why would a show called the Acolyte not support the perspective of a sith acolyte? What’s not clicking here?

25 Years Ago, Coldplay released their single 'Yellow'.

Arguably the biggest song of this century!! #coldplay

No stream this week 😕 a lil under the weather

Walked in on the kids talking and:

18: You think they'll bring back the draft?

14: Brother. You have autism. No one's drafting you.

18: they might! I'm not fighting in no war.

14: Tell you what, you do get drafted. I'll break your knee.

18: Ok but be gentle.

14: I will not.

Rejection from No one coming
Art school to a birthday
parade

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Things leading to
A world war

HUG!!

Sam: Are you doomscrolling again? Golum: Doomscrolling? Doomscrolling? Just because we has our phone out… you accuse us of doomscrolling Sam: Fine. What are you scrolling then? Golum: Doooooooom

Spouse sent me this and I’m dying

There's:

The male gaze
The female gaze
The Gayze

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Nature Art creations by Su Maya

Walking a #narrow path in the woods. #blueskyartshow

The image is a Juneteenth poster featuring a silhouette of a person with a raised fist, filled with red, green, and yellow abstract shapes, and the text "JUNETEENTH CELEBRATE FREEDOM" at the top.

Happy Juneteenth! Today we celebrate freedom, liberation, and the enduring spirit of resilience! 💚💛❤️🖤

This is my kinda shitttttt ✨