Astra ✨

This is decidedly not groovy

I wouldn't take their word for it. Sorry Gen z

Lol

But from where will I get my bougie goth apparel?!

Brunette chica (me) dressed in black and looking hot (duh)

Millennial side-part activate!

there's a contingent of former incel 4-chan girlies in the community who never learned how to be normal to other people

Retire

Coming to an Astra this March . . .
FFS 2: The Chin-jaw-lip-aloo

You know what, I think this whole transgender thing is working out pretty well after all

Fire quantum torpedoes. Full spread.

Close up of 2 cats in the foreground and an out of focus window in the background. Tuxedo cat is on the left laying slightly upright on her tummy, back turned to camera. Gray tabby is on the right, laying on his tummy with back and side to the camera, his face in profile pressed against his sister's neck as he sleeps

eat your hearts out

god this would be amazing

Reminds me of 90s era Nickelodeon merch

Best part of my job is mutual flirting with beautiful trans women. Worst part is not being able to give them my number

No they didn't. You're making up shit

Please delete yourself

Not only do they need to pass the written tests, and skills exam, but they must produce their legal presence documents to be checked against USCIS

One of the best pieces of advice I've ever received was from an older gentleman who told me that anytime I feel a sniffle coming on is the right time for a saline nasal spray. It works wonders for rhinoplasty recovery too

I fucking hate the Tina Kotek is going to be the dem nominee. Besides alienating the staff that made her successful just to make her wife feel special, and stealing preschool-for-all money from children, I'm not sure in what area she's been successful

I think it's less to do with their brains being boiled by rightwing propaganda and more to do with them genuinely having more in common with the right than they do with the left

Grey tabby with pink nose and white muzzle snuggled in a green fluffy blanket. Sort of looks like he's wearing a parka with the hood pulled up

he's probably the most photogenic animal companion I've ever had and he knows it too

Not according to his supporters

I think it's telling that your example is from over half a century ago

I appreciate when you make a post like this cuz it's a great reminder that intelligent people can still say stupid shit

That's fair. The preceding 2 books drop you right into the world with very little explanation and build a narrative out from there and that seems to be the case here in Nona

Harris who flamed out early in the primaries in 2019 and never even primaried the 2nd time around? The US loves an underdog but hates a loser and Kamala is a loser. She reeks of it. I don't think she'll get too far if she runs for president again

Tuxedo cat laying on top of counter

Warming herself on top of the dishwasher like a lizard sunning itself on a stone

I call this my "farting in a crowded elevator" smirk

Give this kid a parade

May they dangle from the gallows on Thanksgiving day