Cara

Also:

"We need help!"
"You sure do, your mother is a terrible person."

#FrightClub

You sure you wanna marry into this family, Ty??

#FrightClub

Hopefully not the caterers.
"Ma'am, I would be happy to give you the bird." 😂

#FrightClub

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Well Penny is just a ray of sunshine, isn't she? #FrightClub

Teach them WELL (and make them write their own research papers so they fuckn learn something). 🎶

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So it sucks now, right

Look all it needed was a few more scares … or any scares … at all. Wait where was I going with this lol

#FrightClub

Most importantly can you learn from a low or failing grade to improve and seek out help from TAs or professors …. although we don’t admit this. We should emphasize more how to fail and bounce back in school honestly

Can you manage time and plan out a paper / project / presentation independently and meet deadlines

“Let me know what you think!”

“I HAVE QUESTIONS, LADY, that’s what I think”

I just … like … even being generous and assuming that this was a meaningful historical trip he’s always wanted to take for good faith reasons … the cutesy reveal video is not appropriate.

Not gonna lie I would watch

Your reading comprehension is not great, I must say.

You had to ask to get an “unlisted “ number … otherwise anyone could go into a phone booth, flip through the giant book and find you

You are really just proving my point…

and Palestinians are not in fact pushed out. Hard to say what Trump, Kushner, Netanyahu or Hamas are actually going to do now though 2/2

There was ceasefire in place when Biden left office (the second one he helped negotiate). It ended and the first 9 months of Trump’s presidency was bombing and starvation and Trump saying Gaza should be turned into a resort and Palestinians should go elsewhere … but I hope this one lasts 1/2

Oops! I need to be better about that!

Actually sneaking up on her and tripping her might’ve worked better than noisily killing everyone around her (I recently rewatched)

🤣🤣

Too many people think their vote is their personal “brand” … instead of hiring the best of two imperfect options for an important job. “Hiring either of these security guards is beneath me, let that creepy incel in the next office choose. My hands are clean.”

Look you don’t need to discuss much, ok? 5 is plenty

I always hear that song about Boston as “I love that dirty water …. Eh…. Boston you’re my home 🤷🏻‍♀️”
(The water is clean now btw)

If he’s so great he’ll win the primary, then … this concern trolling is getting hilarious

They are moving leftwards without voting for left policies, apparently. Which is useless as it turns out!!

I can sort of see the thought process behind “Biden could force peace if he withheld all money to Israel (while not only Hamas but Hezbollah were attacking).” I don’t agree but I get the theory.. turning it into “Biden and Harris killed everyone“ is nihilistic insanity

It’s sort of amazing how Hamas and Israel have no agency for the literal war they are waging targeting each other’s civilians.. but the VP under a third country is somehow wholly responsible here. Uh huh. ok.

Being a color Trump doesn’t like because he’s racist. Other than that just trying to work and live their lives.

“Get me I’m a disgusting racist!”