cetacean bops

let me just don a habit and break into a rousing chorus of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Politico

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people

reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

losing Lower Decks and Prodigy while Strange New Worlds serves up another tedious helping of the Relentless Spock Hetero Drama Hour week has irreparably broken my faith of the heart for this era

sorry, won’t catch me hoping good Star Trek can get made much less last in these times

the number of DS9 quote posts is very good for morale

Darth Vader says I AM ALTERING MY GENDER. PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT ANY FURTHER

I made a meme, I'm sorry

melt the congressional switchboard

deciding this is part of a complete hijinks of a time-traveling starship crew after first contact with the chicken planet went awry

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always a new reason to say fuck the fucking new york times

still believe cinema peaked when Muppets were riding bicycles

Q will be visited by three spirits and all of them will be Benjamin Sisko coming in for the punch

I know in my heart Mirror Universe moopsy somehow has a goatee let me see it

nature program spinoff of Lower Decks that follows the exploits of moopsies across the multiverse

god I’m gonna miss those lower dorks

Lower Decks became the gay turbolift on its way out. dream up a pairing and an increasingly weary William Boimler has been to that floor and had to write the Memory Alpha article entry about it

save me Lower Decks take me to the Kiradax universe

I just *knew* if anyone could find a way to wrangle my personal favorite subtext into canon it was gonna be Lower Decks. can’t believe Paramount’s ripping it away from us, but damn. what a way to go

still riding the high of Lower Decks Presents The “Fuck You, Rick Berman” Extravaganza

Lower Decks I see you handing out AU fix-it fics like candy today!!!

excerpt from Hugh Grant interview where he responds to the question “how would you like to die?” with “my wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head”

garashir

“The martians” muppets from Sesame Street

when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing

picture lf Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan in The Next Generation, dressed in a dark saffronish- color-matched hat and outfit. the texture appears raised and fleecy, and critically at least two collars appear to be in play. The hat itself is actually one of her smaller pieces, perhaps merely the size of a medium pizza

at least Guinan is acknowledged as the undisputed monarch of Space Hatlandia, which is as it should be

in my hubris I thought I would simply be handed an accidentally amusingly captioned picture of Spock in a beanie or something but it seems we all must toil in the screenshot mines for our simple pleasures these days

screenshot from Memory Alpha reads “Tom Paris wore a hat to cover the haircuts his father forced him to get every summer. B’Elanna Torres tried to hidr her cranial ridges under hats and scarves (citing Voyager episode Faces)”

thought reading the Memory Alpha entry for “hat” would be a foolproof source of fun and instead got hit with “hey remember how Tom and B’Elanna have his and hers hat-related childhood trauma”

might fuck around and start entertaining a vague but compelling hope that what I know as reality is merely an altered state someone is experiencing in a geometry class

it being Lower Decks “in the best possible way” ought to go without saying

this week’s Lower Decks made me feel like I was semi-lucid dreaming through a geometry class

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