I hope you are well

Why is it the only times super glue bonds instantly are when something you need to fix because it defies logic and physics and moves unnaturally leaving you needing to unstick it for a second with no dice? x.x

You not in a diaper? Hmmmmm…. *is suspicious*

Poop in the potty…. Training pants seee…. They got it right…. Right?!

He found out Cookie Monster was exploring vegetables

Pretty much any late night pantry raid after 40

“Oh ho ho… I already know”

“We don’t know what Santa will say, when he finds out we’re gay”

Kind of hurt lol, you never followed me

You sucks... the Paci.... SUPER CUTE <3

Holy Shite

I’ll see your bandit beer and raise you

“Bada butt butt ba… I’m lovin it”

Pampthagorean theory the stink of a diaper is equal to the sum of both sides of the diapers total smell

I miss Brock so much

I mean like Harpo’s poof fur is impenetrable

Guess you will hafta crawl

Sometimes my ability to recognize music from Casino Royale (1967) from the my radio for background ambience as I sleep genuinely scares me

Finally confirmation of my theory!

The hot ones would never do that

WAHrival

Oh no :(

@foxwthreataura.bsky.social where are threatening aura foxes be at?

@finnhound.bsky.social

Those legs are just tooo sexy mate