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me: i'm here for my bourdain photoshoot

photographer: you mean your boudoir photoshoot?

me:

i mean this so seriously: imagine how sick this guy would look as a traditional tattoo

yeah

obsessed with skinny legend horse

normal monday night looking up photos of ancient greek pottery for design inspo on what i could block print onto the bottom of a chiton

have been obsessed with this olympic skier solely for the fact that he looks like you combined every single man in colorado into the Mega Colorado Man

if it ain't birk don't irving

killing the part of my brain that craves external validation or else i'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My partner and I have been ships passing in the night for several days between me visiting friends, him out of town, me at work, his sword practice, and I came home from work today to flowers on my side of the bed and god!!!!! I know it's almost our 5 year anniversary, but guys i think I like him

Brisket is my favorite example to use at work because whenever people worry about whether their cat is too small, I get to talk about my naturally tiny man, and now whenever people are on the fence about getting a microchip because their cat is indoor only, I get to be like SO GET THIS.......

worst part about having a "feeling things" job is the feeling things and the best part about having a feeling things job is the feeling things

Keep having literal dreams about being at Pennsic. Put me in coach I need a sunny day, a sword battle, my daily ice cream, and to wander my little shops

my precious shining angel that broke through the window screen to chase leaves in the well outside our window, and i only found out because maple started screaming when she saw him outside and didn't recognize him (due to the fact that he was outside and NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE)

THAT'S MY BITCH!!!!!!!

that's the world's tiniest itty bitty man detective

this fuckin rules, dude

DAMN THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH HAS FUCKEN HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword

In bed before 9, feeling divine! In bed after 11. You'll meet Night Kevin

Vanessa Hudgens pioneered self care when she asked, "Are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy?"

Thank you bus stop sunrise for my life

For those that don't know Chicago, this spans Division Street in Humboldt Park.

absolute horseshit when a mental illness makes your entire body hurt. what part of mental did you not understand. go on now git

ouuugghhh.......

NOBODY EVER WARNED ME HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO CHANGE YOUR GUITAR STRINGS WHEN YOU HAVE CATS!!!!!

thank you, andersonville chicago jiffy lube, and the letterboard sign that's read,
"LIVE
LAUGH
LUBE"
for several years now. you've done so much for queer culture

A heart shaped medieval manuscript open flat to show a page of musical score opposite a page illuminated with a colourful drawing of a richly dressed woman and an angel holding a sword and floating atop a wheel.

what if we kissed while singing little tunes from the 15th century heart shaped book of french love songs ?

message to all bitches: slow down