@hicktu.bsky.social
New and barely improved! 29, He/Him, Ace-Spec
You are a pleasure to talk to
08.03.2025 21:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mmph yeah, that did it
14.01.2025 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm going to go eat probably-mediocre ramen and seeing if it will fix my need
14.01.2025 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I need good ramen, I am going to DIE unless I eat some tasty ass broth with noodles and stuff in it. I cannot explain it but AAH
14.01.2025 13:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 110Β°C I'll never talk ill of you again. Positively roasting compared to last week
13.01.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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Big French omelette
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Imma be real, this looks like the safe for work edit of a bara furry artist piece who drew Blastoise as a trucker at a gas station with his hog out.
03.01.2025 07:53 β π 137 π 39 π¬ 8 π 0
I'm stuck on it
29.12.2024 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh man she's quoting LOTR at me
24.12.2024 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Misty rain
23.12.2024 16:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow okay, I'm blushing
22.12.2024 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ugh the lack of artistic capability hurts me
Shitposting is easy, art is FUCKING hard
"Awful pub, amazing 5 star hotel bathroom" is the greatest thing honestly
20.12.2024 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Send your messages and surrender your songs. I will add your musical and artistic appreciation to my own. Your preferences will adapt to service us.
Resistance is my favourite Muse album
"God, which idiot made this code?"
- Me, idiot in question
Thinking about the one time I had *really* good olives abroad and how it made me hate the local ones even more
18.12.2024 09:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0need to scritch some animals behind ears soon I have been SCRITCHLESS
no wonder I've been out of it
I fucking love al salto, what absolute genius took a bite of risotto and was like "cook it again", unreal
15.12.2024 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a fantastic day being drunk at the office.
Time to kick back, relax, and be drunk at home.
Client help desk is off for an early Friday evening after their urgent support request cancelled our Christmas do.
Very good and normal behaviour
I've been petting my car a lot recently, poor little guy is slowly giving up
12.12.2024 14:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
but wait, there's more
06.12.2024 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bushy's ale
06.12.2024 12:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ooh, big stretch
05.12.2024 16:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bad kernels get sent to the popcorn accelerator
04.12.2024 11:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is important research, a public service. Thank you
04.12.2024 09:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Brain so cooked I've called someone Sauber-coded
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