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I would like a decrease in mental load.

Those movies where they use "ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE BRAIN" and you get super-intelligence were lying. I keep doing things like an idiot because I haven't got extra wrinkles to use

I want to use ONE PERCENT OF THE BRAIN

I want to be thinking about DINNER

You are a pleasure to talk to

Mmph yeah, that did it

I'm going to go eat probably-mediocre ramen and seeing if it will fix my need

I need good ramen, I am going to DIE unless I eat some tasty ass broth with noodles and stuff in it. I cannot explain it but AAH

10°C I'll never talk ill of you again. Positively roasting compared to last week

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Big French omelette

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Imma be real, this looks like the safe for work edit of a bara furry artist piece who drew Blastoise as a trucker at a gas station with his hog out.

I'm stuck on it

oh man she's quoting LOTR at me

Misty rain

Wow okay, I'm blushing

ugh the lack of artistic capability hurts me

Shitposting is easy, art is FUCKING hard

"Awful pub, amazing 5 star hotel bathroom" is the greatest thing honestly

Send your messages and surrender your songs. I will add your musical and artistic appreciation to my own. Your preferences will adapt to service us.

Resistance is my favourite Muse album

"God, which idiot made this code?"

- Me, idiot in question

Thinking about the one time I had *really* good olives abroad and how it made me hate the local ones even more

need to scritch some animals behind ears soon I have been SCRITCHLESS
no wonder I've been out of it

I fucking love al salto, what absolute genius took a bite of risotto and was like "cook it again", unreal

What a fantastic day being drunk at the office.

Time to kick back, relax, and be drunk at home.

Client help desk is off for an early Friday evening after their urgent support request cancelled our Christmas do.

Very good and normal behaviour

I've been petting my car a lot recently, poor little guy is slowly giving up

but wait, there's more

Bushy's ale

ooh, big stretch

Bad kernels get sent to the popcorn accelerator

This is important research, a public service. Thank you

Brain so cooked I've called someone Sauber-coded