june

I used to commute on Caltrain, and the cultural clash between commuters and sports fans on Giants game days was palpable.

It did not help that Caltrain allows alcohol on board

I hate pooping at work. I miss my Washlet

The Search for Spock with Big Naturals

Moving Picture Reproduction Experts Group

Juniiii you can’t just post my jokes as your ownnnnn

…you gotta remind me to post them and then repost so I can share in the dopamine hits from the likes

(💜)

adem

Fishnet crew-length toe socks

cursed socks

“O Human Star” by Blue Delliquanti; “Boys’ Weekend” by Mattie Lubchansky

oo thank you, i've been wanting to see this and didn't know the Roxie is playing it!!

Cars.

Once you start to see how the presence of cars (and car-centric infrastructure and land use patterns) makes a place feel hostile to humans, it kinda seems like the majority of people are under a spell which makes them accept that shit as normal

Listening to Handel’s “Messiah” - These people sure do all like sheep, huh?

YouTube video by Hatchjpn JR東海 Xmas Express CM 1988年～1992年 & 2000年

I just learned about these JR Christmas shinkansen ads, and I love them www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqoc...

Oh no, now he’s fallen asleep with his hand very visibly down his pants…

Bottom surgery? I prefer “bogie exchange”

I wish this were an A340 so we could lock him up in the basement (lower deck lavs)

Bottom surgery? I prefer “bogie exchange”

Nog, the Ferengi from Deep Space 9. He is rubbing his lobe

Milking a Nog for more eggs

A woman sticks her nose into a strange device which looks like a gramophone horn, while squeezing a rubber bulb to push some air through a box of tea. It is a device for smelling teas.

A machine for sniffing teas

A hand holds a Shenzhentong transit card in front of a subway map. The card itself is printed with a map of the same subway system, but the system depicted on the card features only five or six lines. The map behind it shows many extensions of those lines, plus five or six new lines, which have been added over the last decade

The Shenzhen Metro has done a *bit* of expansion since I first rode it huh

Wondering if this is certain bank I moved all my accounts off of years ago because I was horrified by their password policies 🫣

Who would win in a fight: the Eye of Sauron or the eyes of Gowron?

You could have a nom de plume!

Wow what a wild coincidence haha

close-up of a Christmas tree with lights and two ornaments: an MBTA Type 7 LRV, and a vial of estradiol

I’ll have a blood & sand please!

I’ve been using this knot for over a decade, fully endorse

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!

It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

june and juni are… experiencing fruit by the foot in a kitchen. what is even happening? june is on the left and has purple hair and she’s clearly holding back laughter while eating two fruit by the foots while juni is standing on the right and has purple bangs and brown hair and is holding one end of one of them and laughing.

girls

siri t girl voice gives great driving directions but she keeps making passive aggressive remarks asking why you didn’t just take the bus

Dear power bank manufacturers: I do not care about milliamp-hours. Stop quoting me capacities in milliamp-hours!! Give me watt-hours!!!

(Or if you really want to make me happy, kilojoules)