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No. 20 took over tonight ⚡️

There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

The end of DOE’s grid work in Puerto Rico The Trump administration has canceled all eight of the remaining awards devoted to distributed energy on the island.

Just a few weeks ago, the administration cancelled all remaining department of energy grid resilience projects in Puerto Rico. All of them. www.latitudemedia.com/news/the-end...

Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

This is the message MAGA is protesting.

Commenting on energy injustice is now the floor for any halftime act.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Tough back to back Super Bowls for guys named Drake

This is an absolute SHELLACKING

My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.

LMAO

They need to get a ring camera to find the dog in drake maye. We cant see it there.

Facts

No biggie, just watching the greatest action movie of all time on the big screen #Hardboiled

Marco Rubio just found out Kristi Noem might get fired

These Patches Are Clues to Identifying Immigration Agents We built a guide to patches worn by ICE and CBP to help the public determine which federal agents are in their communities.

EXCLUSIVE: These Patches Are Clues to Identifying Immigration Agents

We built a guide to patches worn by ICE and CBP to help the public determine which federal agents are in their communities

theintercept.com/2026/01/28/i...

This is brilliant.

Damn

UGH

I'm these playoffs no doubt

LFG 2 point lead

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