female gooner

applied for a job as soon as i saw those switch 2 prices

its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby

mood

I missed bsky

you get it

it's so hard to move in silence when my ass be clapping

if iron claw came out 15 years ago i bet the ps3 tie in game would have been crazy

I need the confidence of somebody with 2 loving parents

i’m like if the unabomber was a pretty girl

*vampire voice* I vant to smoke your blunt

art of a lightstand labeled Microwave going sideways to hit a man that says - the plate - and ignoring a man labeled The food

A WISE AND GRINING SKELETEON WHOSE TRYEN NOT TO GET WORKED UP ABOUT EVERY THING BUT ITS HARD WHEN LITERALEY EVERY FUCKEN THING SUCK'S ASS, AND ON TOP OF IT THERE NOT SLEEPEN WELL AND SO DREAM'S ARE NO REFUGE FOR DA PERSON IN TURMOIL ,EVEN BEEN DRINKEN DA SPEEPY TIME TEA AND THAT SHIT DONT HIT LIKE IT USE TO ,DA BEAR ON IT IS FALSE ADVERTISEN , HES TRYEN SO HARD TO STAY AWAKE, LIKE ME IN A MEETING ,I FOUND OUT THAT DA CARBON DIOAXIDE LEVEL'S ARE FUCKED UP IN MEETING'S ANY WAY FROM WHEN THEY CLOSE THE DOOR'S SO ITS NOT EVEN MY FUALT, SO FUCK IT, SO DONT HAVE DA MEETING IN DA FIRST PLACE IF YOU WANT ME TO STAY AWAKE MOTHER FUCKER !!! AND THEY DONT SET OUT SNACK'S ANY MORE JUST STOPPED DOING IT NO COMMENT BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS CUASE SNACK'S ARE THRU DA DAMB ROOF!!! DA FUTURE IS TERIFYING NOT BECUASE ITS A WAR LORD DYSTOPIA BUT BECUASE ITS SO BORING, JUST SLOW DECLINE FOR EVER,AND YOU HAVE TO WORK DA WHOLE TIME , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEIRS ONLY ONE THING THAT SCARE'S ME - EVERYTIHNG" - ADMIN

ONE THING - dashare.zone ADMIN

can’t sleep i need some white noise alexa play bong rip compilations

the community service should be beating more racists with chairs

thinking about boobs before bed

some of u would rather use ChatGPT than chat with an LGBT

Trump’s Closest Allies Explain Why They’re Flipping On The Former President After codefendants Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, and Kenneth Chesebro pleaded guilty in the Georgia election interference case and agreed to testify, The Onion asked Donald Trump’s closest allies why ...

After codefendants Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, and Kenneth Chesebro pleaded guilty in the Georgia election interference case and agreed to testify, The Onion asked Donald Trump’s closest allies why they’re flipping on the former president, and this is what they said.

a strange street sign of 3 bodies interlocked with each other

what does this mean

if im awake assume im thinking of tits

thinking about boobs before bed

horror movies arent scary. things like emails and schedules. those are scary.

me asf

stick me in here and ill cum

like dont piss me off....

Why is buying tickets at a major venue so expensive. $400 for lower bowl is criminal. Be serious

me asffff

unless someone dies its not the same

having my roomba trained in judo so i can win battle bots

nvm im dumb im high rn