Nolan Barrie Cradshaw

I wish I had a neighbor like me

Fall is here… Zander is switching the fanny pack for a classic tote and I am putting down the Basillico & Fellini and returning to Hot Couture. Predicting a layer-heavy winter to come

TSA “had” to inspect my groin, but did they “have” to stroke my shit one finger up my butt?

I’m rearing my ugly head

It feels so awesome to say good morning to older people outside. They love it and I love it and we love it

Team of 20 discussing rhinestone colors

Instagram reels just told me that if a man gets a woman pregnant but doesn’t make her cum the baby will have bad vibes

Yes I’m hating!!!! Dgaf!

Has Melania seen Oh, Mary ?

Implied wet fart sound

My favorite part of the dentist is the runway portion

How’s this for a sweet treat

You can tell when a shoe designer does not have a foot fetish

They really can not handle me in Buffalo New York. Anyways omw to Brooklyn gonna do something gay

Like lowkey yes

The kind that’s GAY

Should I go to the bear dance party in rural New York State tonight

It’s crazy that beavers build dams

Where are the hoses. Like where are they

NO

I’m doing the Nolan solo road trip challenge

Really should be on an Italian beach rn. Like what

Looking to sublet my back porch from Tuesday - Sunday <3 hmu if interested!

I hate when people say sweet treat. Might lose friends over this

These go so hard

If we’ve met before I’ve had a sex dream about you

Like LOL

A lot of shitty people exist. But I’m still standing

I’m sooo obsessed with alpha male influencers. They are like little boys seeing who can hold their breath underwater the longest. Awwww

Welcome to Sadness, the temperature is unbearable until you face it. Thank you for flying with Strange Airlines, I will be your tour guide today.