Austin Davis

The 106 & Park three 6 mafia freestyle is literally all you need to know about why they won an Oscar.

Goddamn I love blacksauce.

TIL about the towing board. Thanks!

@bikemore.net how can commercial vehicles be punished for parking in a bike lane? This tow truck was blocking the cycle track yesterday at 5pm, and in the ~5min it took me to 311 over 2 dozen cyclists went by. Since the 311 wasn’t closed until this morning, I’m assuming the truck left after a while.

YouTube video by Senator Chris Van Hollen Just landed in El Salvador to discuss release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia

I just landed in San Salvador a little while ago, and I look forward to meeting with the team at the U.S. embassy to discuss the release of Mr. Abrego Garcia.

I also hope to meet with Salvadoran officials and with Kilmar himself. He was illegally abducted and needs to come home.

My favorite part about airline travel is how all of us have snack time together ☺️

Updates on US Census Data as of February 5:

According to the Census Bureau, all files on the public FTP server have been made publicly unavailable to comply with the President's executive orders.

They say they'll work to restore the files after they are reviewed and approved.

They’re already calling him Justin Toucher 😭

(Fr tho he can fuck off I hope we cut his ass)

Four different types of bicycles locked to cart corrals at the entrance of the Safeway Grocery store on Charles & 25th Street in Baltimore, Maryland.

Next time someone says “nobody bikes in the winter” show them this pic of bikes ranging from cargo to fixie all locked outside of my local grocery store.

Also it’s time this Safeway introduced bike parking. It’s sandwiched between two major cycling thoroughfares!

psa: if you make onion dip for potato chips and eat it right away, wise original potato chips are where it's at. but if you leave the dip in the fridge for any amount of time, you're gonna need a chip with more structural integrity, like ruffles

I don’t trust people who don’t slightly squeeze the sandwich they’re about to take a bite of.

There’s a special place in hell to the people who make small talk with you in the restroom

Pro tip: if ur a white guy wearing custom carhartt and fancy sunglasses, maybe don’t talk down to the black cyclist for reporting a car sitting in a bike lane

I think I might be a boomer in a millennial’s body….first; I love being in the office and think it’s great. Second, we started ‘hoteling” our offices and I hate it bc sometimes our team isn’t all in the same part of the office but most importantly I like to use the same computer/office

I swear Geir O. Pedersen looks like a Jonathan Pryce movie character and I think I’m watching a GI Joe movie whenever I see his press conferences

My high school biology teacher taught the CEO Assassin and I’ve never felt more proud

There’s an influencer at my cafe rn and idk why I have the sudden urge to ruin all of their videos

I’m just shocked city hall actually listened to us and used our report tbh

After 6 months of complaining to our landlords that the washing machine was flooding our basement and the dryer marring our clothes, they’ve finally replaced the machines….and now started charging $2(!!!!) per was and $2 per dry cycle.

Who knows how to open a washing machine/dryer coin box.

I love the tires tho! Didn’t remember seeing them back in November

Lots of people talk about shower beers, but now that I’m in my 30s I’m all about the shower coffee

Damn. I just realized Hank Green and John Green are not the same dude lmao

Continuing the trivia domination in Boston by pullin up to trivia with just 1 friend instead of our usual 4 and just clean sweeped every question (we usually finish 1 or 2 every week) but this round is dedicated to Galen

Whenever people post their very busy google calendar screenshots on IG, I always make sure to DM them asking “what app is that?” to immediately spike their anxiety at me not using a calendar.

Why do ppl clap at the end of my business school class? It’s giving applause when the plane lands energy and I rly don’t like it.

Been back at school for one day and already been provided 2 free lunches I love this place

Someone ubereats Panda Express at my hotel at 11am today and I can’t help but fear for my life knowing this person is free on the streets

The best part about flying southwest is you can be any boarding group you want if you’re confident enough

Wake up babe, new Mitch McConnell firmware update dropped

Lmao I rly got banned from the Somerville community fb group for telling a dude he better hope he doesn’t see me on the road after he posted about knocking cyclists out of his way when he’s driving