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Misti Smoketail

@problemlizard.bsky.social

Autistic Non Binary Problem (they/them), Owner of Punchdrunk Fightclub & Bar, fighting game fan

76 Followers  |  127 Following  |  172 Posts  |  Joined: 26.09.2024  |  1.8309

Latest posts by problemlizard.bsky.social on Bluesky

*slaps my ps5 with my credit card multiple times* well played capcom...well played.

30.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the PF is just as bad. 7 different people of the same place with the exact same copy paste. what makes it funnier to me is that no one reads either the pf or the shout!

30.10.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

persona 3, somnium files, bg3 AND no more heroes. *salutes*

25.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hey, thats mee

23.10.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MxMTV never sprayed seed into MY eyes.

22.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#aew #wrestledream
okay minus the technical difficulties (wife got a refund) Wrestledream was awesome. Stat vs Toni was intense, Hangers vs Joe was awesome and had something I didn't see happening, Shibata going heel. was kinda expecting takeshita to turn on the DCF and Okada. overall dope ppv

20.10.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, now i have slept. i'm less grumpy about what happened. but still annoyed it did. 10 straight minutes of static and dead air during the main event of a PPV is downright fuckin' upsetting. then! to have the balls to cut back RIGHT as the end title card is hitting. #wrestledream

19.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

additional note: fuck you for being gone for a solid 10 or so minutes and then just cutting to the finish. REALLY FUCKING APPRECIATE that.

19.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#AEWWrestleDream

would be super cool if our feed didn't just cut the fuck out during the main event. last thing we saw was Darby Coffin Drop and marina pull mox out the way.

what do?

19.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as a tall person myself, I can indeed confirm that marbles are dangerous to us. pro-tall tip, if you are however falling. grab a short person on the way down.
they have less distance to fall and grabbing them will stop you from hitting terminal velocity

15.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At my son’s Tae Kwon Do class and trying to figure why the instructor hasn’t taught them to slap their legs yet.

02.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Pls click the links below:

02.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

only if you kept the thumbtacks in

30.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody at the front row of Collision looked like a goth RJ City.

And now I want the Triangle of Madness to give RJ a makeover.

AFAIK RJ would just need to let Julia spit in his face and the makeup appears magically in about a week.

#aew

28.09.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"No matter what we do people still cheer PAC. This is a real problem. He's with the Death Riders and-"

"Towel him off."

"What?"

"You heard me. Towel. Him. Off."

"Mr. Khan, you can't be serious. That's diabolical."

"Bone. Dry."

#aew

25.09.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

For a lad from Newcastle to be wearing clothes...it must have been cold in toronto. that's the only explanation

21.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at least now you can tapdance on any surface at a moments notice.

21.09.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayo the world...is cold...

Better bundle up

#AEWAllOut

20.09.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

@speedballbailey.bsky.social just when I think your ring gear couldn't get cooler. it becomes WAY PAST COOL and you do Sonic and Tails with Kevin Knight? 10/10! Also are your feet okay? ladders are scary even with shoes!

21.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

take that Rod and Todd!

17.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Olenna and Misti both flex in the classic Young Bucks pose!

Olenna and Misti both flex in the classic Young Bucks pose!

It's Wednesday, You Know What That Means!

It's time for the Polyslamorous Smoketails, @getawaysticks.bsky.social and @problemlizard.bsky.social, to crush any upstart's Penta Punch dreams!

And at least these two are still EVPs, unlike those other guys~

#gpose | #au_ra | #miqo'te

17.09.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop slamming into the back of my Dragula. My insurance rates are so fucked, please stop.

16.09.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Mama Wayne comes out and announces that she's found a new, younger, tougher man than Christian...the lights go out. the HOOK signal comes on. SO TELL THE GIRLS THAT I AM BACK IN TOWWWWWN~

11.09.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure you're just describing Christian Cage's gimmick with a few extra steps

11.09.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's when it becomes Catallica Stevens that you should worry

06.09.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you think about it all music is either Cat Stevens or Metallica

06.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me on dynamite last week: man, I dunno how I feel about Hooks new theme...

Me at 3am trying to go to sleep after doing some vidyagame dice rolling on a sunday: SO TELL THE GIRLS THAT I AM BACK IN TOOOOWWWWWNNNN #AEW #wrestlesky

02.09.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is dressing as the X-Men acceptable or is it mutantface? Greatest thread in the history of the forums, ended after 658 pages of heated debate when Magneto destroyed the servers and Xavier wiped the memories of everyone invol-what was I talking about?

29.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wrestling needs more gummy bear spots. but like out of date solidified gummy bears. that shit will hurt more than thumbtacks because of the psychological damage that comes with being dropped into a pile of them. #AEW #wrestlesky

25.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

people have been treating the news that happened like it's the end of days, the death of a video game and has upset alot of people.

hurt people hurt people and it's fucking stupid.

22.08.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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