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Meat-based vegetables

Maybe we shouldn’t have a Fox Weekend Anchor as Sec of War

Where do we get a Congress?

Putin, if you’re listening…

Remember when it was considered censorship when Biden asked Facebook to simply label misinformation as such?

Now it’s “say the wrong thing and your client goes to jail”.

What could possibly go wrong with basing an economy on betting?

When Marco Rubio is the most upstanding member, you know it’s a shitty club

Fantastic!

Glad he is retiring from public life but it seems like his private life is the actual issue

So tired of Avi Loeb clickbait.

Measles cases are down, according to Hasbro, the makers of the classic game, “Operation”

“So, let’s next discuss this heart attack I am having. Here’s my final offer for that EKG….”

Good point. Insurance tends to work even better when the pool of people is larger.

When you wing it doing a book report for a book you definitely didn’t read

Should be illegal

We know that Trump just ignores Congress whether or not they pass something. No deal unless Trump actually signs in blood.

We elected the dumbest Nazi. Not, like, a smart Nazi. Or a dumb non-Nazi. We elected the dumbest Nazi.

Not all heroes wear capes. Well done!

That’s like when Dick Cheney lifted a hundred thousand Iraqis from having any worries in the world

Where can get a Congress

Democrats can’t beat him. Republicans can’t influence him. But old age will win.

Why is he doing press conferences when the House has rolled over and plays dead? It had no function and therefore he has no role.

Longstanding policy of mine!

One clear sign of achieving Abundance is a giant ballroom.

It’s called the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom.

This should be a felony

Just the tip!

The reason is money. The company enjoys the profits, and random other people suffer the consequences.

Citation needed