Taquitos al pastor

Who is harnessing Santa's bone broth?! 😩

Time for me to log off lol

If you’re fighting for a better world, but not feeling your best possible world, no matter life’s circumstances, then what are you fighting for?

And to live a joyful life, despite the horror that abounds, inside and out, is one of the hardest things for us to do. Also the most revolutionary.

Disrespectfully, no fucking thank you lol

Michael B. Jordan is officially a first-time Golden Globes nominee for ‘Sinners.’

🥲❤️

2,000 laid-off Paramount employees are wondering where tf the company just found $100 billion.

You first, guy

Cat on a mic says: WOULD

As a happily married woman:

It's horrific that Netanyahu is just saying this out loud and world powers are letting them go through with it. This is a plainly stated intention to wipe out Gazans. A moral fucking atrocity. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/w...

They're maniacally obsessed with policing women's bodies. www.dallasnews.com/news/texas/2...

This show needs to have at least 5 more seasons because I can't get enough of him in this character (or him in general)

I know what this is… this woman (mayor of DC) is leaving her body!

I would be leakinggggg lmao

Holy shit, the pope died? After meeting Jd vance!!

I am all in my head with the idea of a random aide being asked to make margaritas, pushing the bartender out of the way, and then realizing they have no idea what a margarita looks like, except for the salt and there should be a fruit.

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

goldman sachs execs showing up to luigi mangione's cell like nick fury recruiting an avenger

Helluva sign!

Literally no one is stopping you from working in the fields

Shauna is fucking crazy in all the timelines 💀 Girl's gots to goooo #yellowjackets

OMGGGG SHAUNA IS THE WORSTTTTTT #yellowjackets

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

I'm always glad we don't have children, but I'm especially grateful we don't have children after watching that, whewww

Spongebob going through it

Just finished watching Adolescence

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

eat shit nerd

a man in a marching band uniform has the letters lm on it Alt: Mr. Milchick and the Lumon marching band dancing

the boys when it turns out Strom Thurmond and Elon Musk are having to devour feculence on the same night