Pup Espy 🔜 San Diego, CLAW?, NYC

There is no greater threat on Chicago city streets than a black Nissan Altima with temporary tags

I've said it before but it bears repeating:
Men are soooo.....😡🤬👊🏽💢🖕👎🏽

.....but also...

MEN🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠😩🍆💦😭😭🥺🥺👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾

See attached qualifications for ruining your husband’s hole

Hi

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color

⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

I think it’s funny that based off my posts you’d think most of my sex is abdl but it’s actually a very small percentage of my sexual activity it’s just the only part that has photos lol

I’m very bad at stopping what I’m doing to take a photo or video haha

Very good boy behavior. But if you were the beeessssst boyyyyyy you would have a cage on your bone

Yeah yeah yeah I understand that I am indeed 3 nodes in the network

Literally just sending borks and barks at each other from the farthest distance possible (we can now do it across the lake)

Someone please explain why the Meshtastic network in Chicago is just pups and furries

I……would give anything to be in the room when you do

(But only if you don’t show photos of me lol)

Potty training: cooked

I, uhhhh, heard it was big diaper Friday around these parts

Because I wanted to. Sometimes you have to let the intrusive thoughts win

He said I would have had to leave if I did that

I made him cum 12 times. I deserve a little piddle in the plufl.

But I wasn’t wearing a diaper

When he won’t let you pee in the plufl 🤬😤

Unironically have gone to the sky club before just to use the bathroom because they are just little rooms

Ideal for changes or vaping

Cake do you have an addiction to the spinning camera? Do we need an intervention?

Um actually I’m double unobtainium medallion so I’m in zone 7 tyvm

Even in winter!!! The sun shines year round!!!

Part of being my friend is that I’m going to scold you at some point about not using SPF 35 moisturizer every day

FaceID is pup hood phobic

Yall need to keep a better eye on me at the bar smh

Luggage cart bondage on day 1 tho? Death penalty

As in packets that keep things dry and you can eat?

OR

Packets that look like silica gel but are actually THC?

When you go around the church between Sedgwick and Chicago 😫