CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 — 👍 10532    🔁 2992    💬 41    📌 39

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

06.09.2025 23:28 — 👍 5788    🔁 935    💬 47    📌 16

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

24.07.2025 15:53 — 👍 8598    🔁 2521    💬 111    📌 78

Post Title: To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs Post Text: I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned. I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now: Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri OR I will report you OR Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY. My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you. Good night.

21.07.2025 03:10 — 👍 6503    🔁 1227    💬 62    📌 23

I am so tired

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a prison cell, with black metal bars and a concrete wall. Inside the cell we see famous work friends Kirk and Spock, mostly naked. Spock has pants on, but we cannot see what Kirk is wearing down south. Both are shirtless. Kirk is crouching and looks like maybe he's been wHipped. Spock is kind of hovering over him and also against him, with a knee & thigh up near Kirk's chestal region, with Kirk holding on to the leg like a life preserver. Pretty solid intertwining if you ask me. Not quite 8 moves into playing Twister, but close. Closed caption reads, "TO ACHIEVE THE NECESSARY STIMULUS."

#NoContextValentines

15.02.2025 05:02 — 👍 1206    🔁 251    💬 14    📌 18