Remember in the Matrix when the machines froze us in a never ending simulation of the late 90s, pre- 9-11, pre-covid, pre-trump, etc. Just enough internet to connect us, but not enough to disconnect us? No ads? You could still own things instead of being subscribed to death?
SOMEBODY SHOOT NEO.
05.04.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone else going to the Tesla “All White Sales Event” at the White House? I heard they have those inflatable dancing tube guys. And the secret service are doing ride alongs showing how you can lay down covering fire while in self driving mode.
12.03.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎙️🔥 Had a ton of fun channeling my inner Mako for this epic Conan ending in #MK1! Who else is hyped for the new playable Conan in Mortal Kombat 1? 🤯⚔️
#MortalKombat1 #ConanTheBarbarian #VoiceActing #MKCommunity #GamingLife #MakoImpression #LegendaryVoices #mkfan
30.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
On Donald Trump's 2nd day he fired the head of the Transportation Security Administration, fired the entire Aviation Security Advisory Committee, froze hiring of all Air Traffic Controllers and fired the 100 top FAA security officers.
Hmmm... go figure.
30.01.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@neildegrassetyson.com if this is true, (www.instagram.com/reel/DDH4yfi... ) would that affect our perception of gravity at the equator more?
28.12.2024 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Super excited to play #Thanos in the new #squidgame2 ! Thanks to @netflix @demitajohn @the_vsi_group @camlsloan and our very awesome director @kjopson. Not to mention joining the very talented @gregchunva who is reprising his role on the hit show! Have fun watching!
27.12.2024 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve just realized that pine trees are the “never nudes” of the plant world.
01.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by teckrew
Princess Bride - Who Gets Humperdinck
Every time Trump gets away with something else this runs through my head.
youtu.be/BdzhZMetOts?...
26.11.2024 04:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh. I thought that was for the trap door! Good to know.
25.11.2024 20:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey new followers! Welcome to blue Sky! Come on in! The weathers great! No nazis or anything!
25.11.2024 20:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupYou Are The Sunshine Of My Life · Stevie WonderTalking Book℗ 1972 UMG Recordings, Inc.Released on: 1972-01-01Prod...
You Are The Sunshine Of My Life
Sometimes I hate the real estate that years of advertisements have taken up in my head. I can never hear Stevie Wonders ‘You are the Sunshine of My Life’ without adding ‘Minutemaaaid’ to the end of the tune on every line. youtu.be/b1U6HReJeqo?...
02.05.2024 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A six-panel Thunderfold cartoon by Brian Russell. God is shown talking to a cuttlefish in a bowl. The conversation goes:
God 'You're a cuttlefish'
Cuttlefish: yay! I love hugs!
God: that's not what I meant. Cuttlefish looks sad and says 'oh'.
God: you have eight arms and two tentacles.
Cuttlefish: For hugs?!
God: *sigh* no, not for hugs.
Cuttlefish: (even sadder) oh
God: also you're venomous
Final panel is a close-up of cuttlefish's face, huge eyes brimming with delighted tears, gasping with excitement: 'DANGER HUGS!'
aww. I would hug you, little cuddlefish.
10.02.2024 08:16 — 👍 129 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 3
Hey Bluesky! How’s the weather?
18.12.2023 20:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
