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Buster seems somewhat disappointed that Biffo has not been hurt as he arrives at Biffo's door with a bouquet of flowers, a bunch of fresh grapes, and a box of fancy chocs. BIFFO: Hiya, Buster! BUSTER: Oh--er--oh? So you weren't hurt after all?

Beano #1105, September 21, 1963

It's Saturday Night, LET ME SEE YOUR BIFFO FACES #biffoface

Biffo's nephews have drawn fan art of their uncle in which he is fat, boldly titled "Uncle Biffo is Fat". They are proud of their art and show it to you, asking what you think of it. NEPHEW: How's this?

Beano #1430, Dec 13, 1969

Biffo, covered with filth and dead leaves, gasps in horror as Buster offers him a bowl of custard and prunes, with an unusual emphasis on the "prunes". BUSTER: Your favourite, Biffo-- Custard and PRUNES! BIFFO: GASP!

Beano #1395, April 12, 1969

Biffo attempts to drive his weird little bubble car as it fills with foliage.

Beano #931, May 21, 1960

Biffo flees as a boxing kangaroo punches Buster in the face, knocking one of his teeth out. BUSTER: He's punched my tooth out! BIFFO: I'd better run. Buster won't thank me for this.

Beano #651, Jan 8, 1955

Biffo is excited to watch the news so he can learn of all the things happening in the world. NEWSCASTER: Good evening-- Here is the news!

Beano #2118, Feb 19, 1983

Biffo, golfing, winks as he shows off his unusual golf swing, in which he sticks the handle of the club in his mouth and sucks on it while spinning in circles with his hands behind his back. His golfing partner is perplexed, yet seemingly understanding. BIFFO'S GOLFING PARTNER: Er... Well, I did say a stick of your favourite rock!

Beano #1978, Jun 14, 1980

P.C. Porky, the Fattest Policeman in Town, bursts through Biffo's window and threatens him in front of his own nephews. P.C. PORKY, THE FATTEST POLICEMAN IN TOWN: Who's making a fool of me? BIFFO: Crumbs! It's P.C. Porky himself!

Beano #1110, Oct 26, 1963

Buster is quite surprised that Biffo has dyed all of the hair on his body as well as his skin a bright shiny gold and worn a big blue bow around his neck in exchange for a daily stipend. Biffo has quit his job, however, due to physical abuse by his employer. A Middle-Aged Baby screams furiously in the background. BUSTER: Oh, it's you with your fur dyed, Biffo! BIFFO: Yes! I was going to get ten pence a day, but it's not worth getting banged on the head every five minutes!

Beano #1552, Apr 15, 1972

Biffo is depressed as his nephews eat cupcakes and ruthlessly mock him over the enormous hole that has been smashed through the corner of his house. NEPHEW: Well, Uncle Biffo, you can't say it's stuffy in here now! COOL BREEZE: Cool breeze

Beano #1608, May 12, 1973

Biffo makes toffee apples for his nephews by pouring toffee coating directly on the tree and bending it down for them to eat, along with all the dirt and debris and insects as an extra treat. NEPHEW: Even better-- Toffee apples! Mmm! BIFFO: Heh-heh!

Beano #2095, Sep 11, 1982

Biffo twirls his gross noodly little fingers while maintaining direct eye contact and smiling with his mouth hanging open.

Beano #2063, Jan 30, 1982

Biffo hangs up his Special Long Phone For Biffo as he grimly resolves to begin an intensive training regimen. BIFFO: I must go into training right away.

Beano #1207, Sep 4, 1965

Biffo reads the book "How to Make Friends with People", which the caption helpfully tells us is what all the fuss was about. CAPTION: This is the book all the fuss was about!

Beano #847, Oct 11, 1958

Buster HATES Biffo's weird little pompom hat. He DESPISES it. Looking at Biffo's weird little pompom hat fills Buster with LOATHING. He often wishes Biffo's weird little pompom hat were alive so he could KILL it.

Beano #1294, May 6, 1967

Biffo is engaged in combat with a Mighty Wrestler, grabbing each other by the ankles and leaping into the air, unaware that a stray candy bar has landed in the ring. Buster and Buster Except With Hair watch from ringside. MIGHTY WRESTLER: Hoi! Stop hanging on to my ankles! BIFFO: Same to you!

Beano #848, Oct 18, 1958

Biffo chops down his Shrubby Cat and decides to rely on Buster's Rooster to waken him in the morning, but his plan fails disastrously as he sleeps in and is only wakened by the Dinner Hooter. PANEL 1 BIFFO: I'll chop down the Shrubby Cat and rely on Buster's Rooster to waken me in the morning! PANEL 2, "NEXT MORNING" BIFFO: Aargh! I've slept in! There's the Dinner Hooter! DINNER HOOTER: Hoooo

Beano #1007, Nov 4, 1961

Biffo, working as the Beanotown TV Weatherman, is absolutely drenched with sweat from the hot lights and wishes he could immediately strip nude and shower on live television. BIFFO (thinking): Whew! Hot under these studio lights-- Think I'll have a shower.

Beano #2131, May 21, 1983

Biffo has merged every type and pattern of necktie into one hideous apron-sized monstrosity of which he is VERY proud. A nearby Middle-Aged Child appears to be staring at Biffo's feet, and a stray Youtube Thumbnail Red Arrow tries to sneak in from the side. BIFFO: How do you like my specially-made tie, readers? I can wear it on any occasion!

Beano #1448, Apr 18, 1970

Biffo is unpleasantly and undeservedly smug as he imitates his cuckoo clock, then looks to you, the reader, for approval. BIFFO: Cuckoo! Cuckoo! CUCKOO CLOCK: Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Beano #2118, Feb 19, 1983

Everyone claps as Biffo takes a bow for losing at Space Interlopers. Pictured in the crowd are Buster, Lord Snooty and some of his Pals, and some other assorted Middle-Aged Children.

Beano #2063, Jan 30, 1982

Biffo, walking past a "BEWARE OF FIERCE DOG" sign, howls in horror as someone has pinched his sausages, leaving him naught but an empty basket. CAPTION: But, out in the street again... BIFFO: Who's pinched my sausages!

Beano #940, July 23, 1960

Biffo, dressed in a full pastry chef's costume (minus shoes) sizzles and yowps and spurts all over. BIFFO: Yowp!

Beano #1588, Dec 23, 1972

Biffo and Buster dislocate their hips and hold their feet up to their ears while standing on one leg. This will help them catch their bus, somehow. BIFFO: Phew! It's hard work. But it'll help us to catch that bus!

Beano #1068, Jan 5, 1963

Buster cannot wait to get his hands on Biffo's nuts. He is excited to wrap his fingers around Biffo's nuts and squeeze them. He wants to hold Biffo's nuts in his hands. He is tempted by Biffo's steaming nut sack and cannot resist the temptation to grab it. BUSTER: I'll grab Biffo's chestnuts.

Beano #748, Nov 17, 1956

Biffo, seeing that there are no dogs about, emits a wet, piercing whistle from his moist, floppy lips. BIFFO: No dogs about? Good...

Beano #1376, Oct 25, 1975