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@althepal.bsky.social

covered in tomato

24 Followers  |  30 Following  |  79 Posts  |  Joined: 14.06.2023
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This Biracial bird means everything to me

01.10.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just sneezed so hard I felt my back crack. this is the dream

20.02.2025 06:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes u just need to poop and calm down

11.02.2025 10:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes before I fall sleep I hear this in my head

04.02.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very few times that I’ve been zooted to the point I can’t read simple sentences and 2/3 of those times “tate mcrae” was at the scene of the crime. Something about her name just absolutely demolishes my sense of syntax. literacy obliterater

04.02.2025 05:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You'd better not be in one of your moods when I come home. I confiscated those.

02.02.2025 18:18 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you as a man featuring another man

02.02.2025 08:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tbd…. The bampire diaries…

01.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Taking an edible and pressing start Erin Brockovich after midnight

29.01.2025 08:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I probably was an ant in my past life

26.01.2025 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous

23.01.2025 22:57 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

im CTFUUUUU thinking ab the rpf tag on ao3. If I was a celebrity and people were writing smutty fanfics about me describing my body saying shit like “her thin lips” or “her large thighs” no I’d kill my self OMGGGGG OMG

19.01.2025 10:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BENNY WEIR SAVE ME BENNY WEIR

15.01.2025 08:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

French people use the same yakub as everyone else

09.01.2025 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Dominic fike looks like every single man that works at the Denver airport

18.12.2024 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DEVIN CRAIG HAS SPOKEN TO ME TELEPATHICALLY

14.12.2024 07:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Michael provost has spoken to me telepathically

14.12.2024 07:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just wrote Lohn Jegend into Spotify search

11.12.2024 07:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bashing my own head into a wall <3

10.12.2024 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Having violent thoughts

10.12.2024 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

u on this app too … now we can get the party started

09.12.2024 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3OH!3 I have received your telepathic message and will proceed with the plan

07.12.2024 11:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love to tell people that disagree with me that they’re going to hell

07.12.2024 07:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AND YOUR HONEY GIVIN ME BRAIN

07.12.2024 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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IMNOTYOURBOYFRIENDBABY 3OH!3 · WANT (Deluxe) · Song · 2009

Why did they make this

07.12.2024 07:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Having a romantic candlelight dinner with Rob from Math Antics

06.12.2024 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like. It’s raspy but only because she like chews her words I have no idea how else to describe

01.12.2024 09:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

holy shit. I’m a fucking bitch aren’t I

01.12.2024 09:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just think if a rich person got to know me. They’d want to give me money

30.11.2024 10:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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