Jessica Nicole

It helps me to know that I am Autistic so much.

I can hear other Autistic people say things like: "I'm so lonely all the time no matter how many friends I have."

And I can understand that I'm not broken or doing anything wrong. I'm just Autistic. I just feel lonely. I just want deeper connection.

Genuinely wish that man was dead dead dead

This is a kid, weirdo.

Ugh I really thought i was a great fit for this job. I made it to top 30 out of 1000 candidates but ultimately, they passed on me.

Rejection sucks. This would have been amazing.

Where can I get a custom stencil (for spray painting) made fast?

Preying mantis. Preying on your asshole.

I will marry a vibrating plate. Wow. I'm obsessed.

Home Gym is now:

Walking pad, step machine, stationary bike, an exercise ball, a vibration plate, an exercise stair, a foam roller, resistance bands, yoga blocks, cordless jump rope and weights ranging from 3lbs to 25lbs. I need a 40lb set ASAP.

Me, finishing a movie that I started the day prior: Where have I seen this guy before?

I'm genuinely such a loser. I just bought a vibrating plate for my home gym.

Stupid! I resisted for like two months but I saw one for 50% off and bought it using Affirm.

Big dumb.

Summer vacation paid for using just improv coaching and teaching money. Whoo!

A 23-person vacation house is crazy but I'm ready to see how it goes!

FOOT UP ON THE GAS BUT SOMEBODY GOTTA DO IT

I hated it.

I love when my core is a little bit sore after doing a non-core workout. That means my form was on point and I kept my midsection engaged throughout my workout.

This is Gilly. She is my daughters pet axolotl. I had to hold my phone while also giving her a worm to eat, hence the shaky cam.

Axolotls are ambush predators and she shows you why in this video. Cat like reflexes on this one.

I'm going to get my hair cut and my roots touched up.

I went over a decade without a professional haircut because it made me so uncomfortable. But then my hair was unmanageable while I also had a little bit of money and hair dressed DMed me and said "PLEASE let me cut your hair."

I'm not physically handicapped. Maybe that's where people are getting confused.

But I am definitely disabled. That's why I work from home.

I could make triple the money outside of my house, but I can't do it.

BECAUSE I'M DISABLED.

Multiple people have told me that I am not disabled by my Autism diagnosis.

That's crazy to me.

You think that THIS is the best I could do NOT DISABLED?

Geez.

I took a disposable camera with me to Nashville last year and had another one for my bday and other special occasions. The pictures are developed and en route to me but they keep getting delayed and it's KILLING me.

Dying in your car as a result of a plane crash is just too much for my brain.

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What do you of think of the name Garbage Brown?

This Friday.

10pm at The Improv Shop.

Trump just sent out a "census" which was actually a fundraiser and this was one of the questions.

He's unreal.

All three of the improv teams that I coach are auditioning for House Teams.

Cuties.

All-Black improv team performs for laughs, boosts diversity on stage and in the crowd St. Louis on the Air · Episode

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That was cool