Married...with Content!

This post is why we lose.

Keeps people's attention way more than trying to get them to learn what oligarch means.

Hey! Don't make me understand references in order to get a clever joke until I've had my coffee.

People are missing out. Romance books have the best tropes. It's like watching an episode of Columbo or Poker face. You know how it's going to end, so you can enjoy more of the scenery than you normally would.

I was a librarian. I'm also a white dude, which is, for once, actually relevant.People would constantly apologize for checking out romance books until I eventually started reading the popular ones so I could stop them before they started. "Lessions in Chemistry? Hell, yes! That book rocks!"

Hey, they workshopped 'olgarchy' for a long time, and it wouldn't be fair to make Sanders learn a new word that most of the people he's trying to reach can't define.
Or are we still holding out for the sleeping progressive masses who are just waiting for a properly worded slogan?

That Rhino could be hilarious in the right deck.

You should have gotten into naming flower parts.

If it helps, we parsed thos post as "Co host? I need an edit button!" And thus thought it was the punchline to a witty bit.

Also, I am not wearing my glasses, and did not see the post before this

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Wait, he was Evangelical now? I thought he pretended to be Catholic.

"One being drug by a car."
We've all just abandoned any presence of education at this point.

It tastes exactly like you think it will.

When are we cruising the saeas for American gold? I was specifically told this. It's bad enough that weeping trap shoot hour broke two other promises ..

I think it’s high time we take back the national narrative. For centuries Americans of all races, genders, religions, and abilities have worked to create a more perfect union, and we should shout from the rooftops that WE are America. Not these idiot white supremacist authoritarians.

Now, when he inevitably sees you for this, are you going to settle also?

All because they can’t use the N-Word like they want to 🤦🏾‍♂️

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Rolo is a whole roll of smiles.

I may consider this if these sites would spend less time writing scads of articles which could all be called "I, an intelligent person who guesses right sometimes, am now guessing at what information will be available once it is available."

I forsee a 6 Million Dollar Bounty.

Forgot we had a promo.

a poster that says do n't panic in red letters ALT: a poster that says do n't panic in red letters

This is all Reagan's fault.

The Good Gatsby

An immense, standing-room-only crowd of perhaps 1,200 people at the Prayer Service for LGBTQ Catholics at the Church of the Gesù in Rome tonight! We gathered in preparation for tomorrow's Mass at the Gesù and procession through the Holy Door of St. Peter's Basilica.

Photo: Tiziano Fani Braga

Every adventure that I own.

At least they play bangers in grocery stores and hair salons now.

Mounds of ennui now descend upon me like almonds of despair, and I no longer can feel Joy.

Cause and effect really aren't our thing right now.