My cross so far this Lent is this post popping up in my head and right as I'm about to say, "eh, screw the UN," I'm reminded that the FLOUS is going to address the UN General Assembly, and the joke starts writing itself...
27.02.2026 13:00 β
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Here we just wait until it's 20 below for a week and then wear whatever we want after that because any temperature feels warm after this.
19.02.2026 14:25 β
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No series should be as good as this one is.
19.02.2026 14:20 β
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I tried that last month here in Wiscinsin and died of exposure!
19.02.2026 14:19 β
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Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible βAmerica at 250!β achievement
19.02.2026 12:20 β
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That's it. Catholics? We're back to calling out heretics. This guy? Heretic. Preaching heresy and is a shitty Christian.
18.02.2026 16:12 β
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I want it to involve spinach.
14.02.2026 14:05 β
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The obviously planted whoop brigade that screams in exhilaration at every banal thing he says is barely noticed, so this is a normal thing: "People ask how can I make time with my busy schedule. You are my schedule.(polite clapping) Now, did you see those record high stock numbers? (LOUD CHEERS)
14.02.2026 14:01 β
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Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022
Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
i often think about this review
14.02.2026 03:13 β
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I would watch the shit out of the movie they would have made of it, though.
12.02.2026 11:05 β
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Yourself, but as a cartoon
01.02.2026 23:32 β
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Ultimately, they've convinced themselves that extra spicy google is basically a god they can enslave. That's weird enough, but then everything they do with it shows how blissfully unaware they're all dweebs.
01.02.2026 22:53 β
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I'd say it has more data rather than more detail. These things scrape from places full of windbags paid by the word.
01.02.2026 22:35 β
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I needed this.
28.01.2026 10:23 β
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Luckily, more often that I'd expect, lately. I try to soak it in, because those other kind of moments, I tell ya...
28.01.2026 01:15 β
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HA! HA! You failed!
*walks upstairs and sees two overflowing laundry baskets full of clean clothes that need to be folded and put away* Aw, damn it!
28.01.2026 01:13 β
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Someone tried to tell me that there was an amount that was too much, but I let them know what I thought of their teying to get me to do what they tell me.
27.01.2026 19:44 β
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Convert Trads are neither traditional Catholics, nor are they all that much converted, I have found.
23.01.2026 17:06 β
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Question. If Joe Biden called Greenland, βIcelandβ four timesβ¦. What would the right be saying?
21.01.2026 22:43 β
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Well, of course not. I was just trying to throw them a bone. I mean, they had Jake Cutler for how many years? That kind of things scars you.
19.01.2026 14:36 β
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It was my buddy Kris's fault because he said that he'd choose the Cubs winning even if it meant Trump also winning to balance the cosmos. Kris is a good and true Cubs fan and I don't blame that sort of choice in the moment. Plus, he feels really bad, because, well, he's a Cubs fan.
19.01.2026 14:26 β
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Makes you wonder how anyone anywhere pursued peace, science, or anything else before Alfred Nobel incentivized them by awarding prizes, the only thing really worth pursuing.
19.01.2026 12:38 β
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
19.01.2026 00:15 β
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
18.01.2026 03:36 β
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17.01.2026 07:33 β
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If you say that I can't walk to Russia, I'll say of course I can. Screw you.
13.01.2026 12:32 β
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YouTube video by Tom Grossi
A Packers & Bears Fan Reaction to the Wild Card Round
As a Packers fan and a Catholic...this game.
11.01.2026 15:55 β
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YouTube video by Tom Grossi
A Packers & Bears Fan Reaction to the Wild Card Round
youtu.be/KxT1UxLAy8o?...
11.01.2026 15:52 β
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Are you implying that we Packers fans, the pride of the NFL and bestest of all fandoms, may have been in any way less than polite to you folks on Mondays past, particularly over the last two decades and totally have this coming?
(Seriously, kudos. We're rooting for you to win the whole thing)
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