Mommy Shortbread🎁

Carney’s political acumen amounts to this: he always knew he could deliver more for his constituents (the ruling class) as a Liberal than as a Conservative

Hmmmm. Perhaps your house plants? Or a Christmas craft?

Can't believe I miss him

I've been sleeping a lot and hyperfixating on stuff, uhhhh probably wouldn't recommend ngl

our current prime minister sucks so fuckin muuuuuuch

the former one sucked too. but at least he was hot

ew wtf is this

is this SEX

is this TANTRIC SEX

👀👀!

Thank uuuuu

Trident cappuccino gum

thinking about her again 😒

Come through we're throwing batteries in the fire

I can't talk shit because everything you guys do we just do 20 years later, which is why it's never been more important to get the pies going

You are SEEN and you are VALID

like at the VERY least we gotta start throwing pies at politicians again. haven't seen a pie thrown at a member of the electorate in ages, that's how you know we've lost

Once again if I said what I think I would absolutely get a time out from this website

Yes!!! It's like a two in one fix

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Oh no ur good bro:)

Unfortunately I have a very low brow lunch today, budget cuts 😒 I do like the idea tho

If this person at the break room table sniffles one more time instead of just blowing his damn nose I'm gonna throw a pudding cup at his face

Goes hard AF Sam

I'm so sorry I have to hide this reply, Jared Leto gives me the ick

Thanks Jac, I will buy some new fidgets and stick with them

Hahahaha I am also familiar with that product, I did the same. Plus I also rip with my fingers 😒 kassy bandaidhands over here

oh. I actually like this idea. I really like this idea

how do I stop gnawing my cuticles off, do NOT tell me it's cutting back my stress level it better not be cutting back my stress level

they are NOT getting any of the sweet juicy fruits of my spirit though, this is a strictly labor shift

alright I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna drag my depressed ass to this stupid job today

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

I'm gnawing down to the bone here!

how do I stop gnawing my cuticles off, do NOT tell me it's cutting back my stress level it better not be cutting back my stress level