Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️

Every time I see a black helicopter fly overhead I give it the finger because FUCK the police. Anyways I wonder how many times I've flipped the bird at Global News

fuck yea

Aaron I'm so freaking happy for you, your life just begun

Let's do the fucking bulk goods

It's further from my house which is unfortunate but overall I think it'll be way better

It's a whole complex thing but basically we've just grown out of this store, we can't do the retrofits it needs due to structural engineering limitations. There's nothing "wrong" with it now but it can't maintain the infinite profit growth we have grown to expect 🫩

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because people mistake you for a fine piece of art or

sorry bro all of my good posts are on Posts.docx now

I'm going to try!

I feel the same way about Bluesky as I do about Alberta, I'm not leaving just because the people in charge are weiners

A view of Big Ben in London but a beautiful angel's face is shopped over the clock

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Off to the detersive store

Oooh that sounds like a great idea! I will still be replacing this one with one that can handle the sweet touch of water

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this is taking me tf out

If I had a dating profile I'd put this in my bio

casually dropping Posts.docx in conversation with coworkers and then treating them like they're out of the loop for not knowing what it is

LOL that's right! Get your shit together or else NO eastern European dumpling for you

Thank you pal, I very earnestly wish I could share them

I knooooow 😭 finishing making all of the dough rounds (the lame part) before I fill and pinch them (the fun part)

like oh yeah no let me just go get my long brush that I absolutely have for this type of occasion. This is totally food safe btw

rolling the rest of the dough out by hand and this is GREAT I'm having a BLAST I'm not descending into MADNESS

The instructions booklet for my pasta sheeter that says "Do not wash the machine with water or detersives. Cleaning must be made with a long brush"

3/ think was necessary as it is such a straightforward basic piece of equipment. But no, apparently I could not be more wrong, because these are the cleaning instructions? ?? Like wtf is this 🫠 I guess I know why it was donated now

2/ another wash, still hand wash but extra thorough this time. I was giving it a good dry with some paper towel and the paper towel wasn't coming off clean? Like it seemed like there was some black residue coming off, a finish or something? Wtf? So I read the instruction book, which I really didn't

so a few years ago I found this fabulous Italian pasta dough roller at the thrift store, which of course I put downstairs and forgot about. Yesterday I thought it would be perfect for perogies, so I gave it a quick soap and water wash and did my thang. It worked great. Then today I gave it 1/

Over to Manning, right across from the Freshco. They're saying November 2026, hard to say exactly but it's green inked so we have the obligation to the shareholders to make it happen

If I worked at the one near your house I'd hire you immediately buddy 🩷 meanwhile my stupid Costco isn't hiring until we relocate next year 🫩

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hell yeah dawg, bisexual coded

I have a derm appointment thank god, I did get pretty off topic here tho, LOVE a winter jacket with a bunch of pockets