Mommy Shortlegs

DAMN DAWG

Turned approximately 700k into just over 3 million 😎

holy fucking shit. I hit the jackpot this week you guys

It is positively Edmonton out there

I have no idea what a yard even is but it's definitely smaller than a meter

why are you, a Canadian company, selling your fabric by the yard 🙄 ripping me off smh

An older woman with gray hair in a track suit. She’s smiling, in the middle of a standing side stretch. She looks maybe 70 years old. You wouldn’t know it to look at her, but the woman is actually 104. At least, by the calendar. She was born in 1909. At age 15, however, she disappeared while playing in the woods close to her family farm in western New Jersey. Weeks of searching for her—either living or dead—came up empty. Eventually she was presumed dead. Until 1943, when she suddenly reappeared in the very same woods she had been lost, not looking a day over 16. She claimed to have fallen asleep in 1924 and woken up in 1958. Her parents had both died, and her younger brother, now aged 44, had taken over the family farm. He took his older sister in, and raised her as his daughter. In those early years after her return she sometimes remembered the dream she had in the woods back in 1924. When she does, she breaks down in tears.

STRETC.BMF

RIGHT

A black cat giving a big eyed stare

asked him to fire up the drip machine and he's just sitting there like this

god I wish my cat was able to make coffee

Arby's voice: Bluesky, We Hate the Jokes

As soon as it's about bombing and plundering the Middle East neoliberals be like

Did you get a hotdog though?

Hell yeah, flawless queen

Side-by-side image of Will Ferrell and Chad Smith sitting on a talk show set, both wearing backward blue baseball caps and black leather jackets, with nearly identical serious expressions. The background shows a nighttime city skyline from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon set. Overlaid text on the left image reads “2001 Iraq War propaganda,” and on the right image reads “2025 Iran War propaganda,” framing the two similar images as a comparison meme.

Thank you gorgeous

blocking a long time mutual just to feel something

I just don't have the attention span for a hobby that has like 5 months off a year. I can't bring myself to pick it back up again

👀🤠

Whatever you say ethereal angel woman

Honestly I need to pipe down about hockey in general, I honestly don't know when the last time I watched an Oilers game was. Probably Stanley Cup finals last year 😭

need to be told to shut the fuck up by a beautiful woman

He's like my Trudeau in that I'll be blaming him for all of the team's follies regardless of how long he's gone

Sure, Jarry has as much charisma in his entire body as Skinner does in his pinky finger. But Jarry's gameplay?? Also completely forgettable lmao

At this point I'm surprised Ken Holland hasn't tried to trade McDavid for several magic beans

Thank you!!!

We got at least a few months left until shorts season here buddy

do you stupid bitches miss Stuart Skinner yet

evergreen