Mommy Shortlegs

As soon as it's about bombing and plundering the Middle East neoliberals be like

Did you get a hotdog though?

Hell yeah, flawless queen

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Thank you gorgeous

blocking a long time mutual just to feel something

I just don't have the attention span for a hobby that has like 5 months off a year. I can't bring myself to pick it back up again

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Whatever you say ethereal angel woman

Honestly I need to pipe down about hockey in general, I honestly don't know when the last time I watched an Oilers game was. Probably Stanley Cup finals last year 😭

need to be told to shut the fuck up by a beautiful woman

He's like my Trudeau in that I'll be blaming him for all of the team's follies regardless of how long he's gone

Sure, Jarry has as much charisma in his entire body as Skinner does in his pinky finger. But Jarry's gameplay?? Also completely forgettable lmao

At this point I'm surprised Ken Holland hasn't tried to trade McDavid for several magic beans

Thank you!!!

We got at least a few months left until shorts season here buddy

do you stupid bitches miss Stuart Skinner yet

evergreen

Fucking sucks being at the mercy of a bunch of pedophile leaders who are on the verge of death and have been bought and sold by a fascist oligarchical class that openly hates humanity.

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I'm sorry and also congrats on the sex/jerkin off

now to partake in some Annie's shells and white cheddar followed by passing tf outttt

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they have zero sugar orange Fanta now can you believe that shit

Life is goooood

never kill yourself, Pepsi and Coke are releasing new diet pop flavors by the day

guess who's about to take their meds

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just friggin zonked today. utterly bojangled

Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish have instead been hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

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