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help I’m still at the restaurant*

*waiting for a pushing daisies reboot

Now do a Pippin movie, please.

Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont...

It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.

I didn’t find the holding space meme that funny until I watched the full video and now I can’t stop laughing

Why didn’t anyone tell me pokemon cards were fun

open drink laws are crazy over here wdym I just saw someone with an open highball can in a department store

how long do you think I can avoid wicked spoilers

Waiting for my postcrossing cards to arrive so I can send more

when I’m on my period nothing matters anymore

A two-panel strip from Kosuke Maeda's Gag Manga Biyori, titled "True Power". A young martial artist is charging his overwhelming ki while screaming "UAAAAGHHH! I can feel the power overflowing! Master! What is this..." His master looks on, quietly saying "I don't know.... that's scary..."

It's hilarious to me that Gag Manga Biyori's biggest impact in the west is just the second panel of a two-panel comic. And it's so, so funny in its full context.

God I need to see a production of wicked stat

I fear domingo is the new hawk tuah in terms of “okay, enough”

There is still beauty in the world.

Help me fight censorship.

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Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other.

I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.

i meant it in a few different ways, but the fluff posts are included for sure

yessss exactly

wherever I try out a twitter alternative, it feels like I’m on a fake social media site

eepy rn man straight tiredmaxing ngl this is definitely giving sleepcore vibes man straight up we're snoozing with this one man I am a certified sleeper no doubt about it napping away once again