Hork-Skajir 🦧

Growing weary of fresh hell. Yearning for stale, familiar hell.

Sscreenshot of Spotify Wrapped, showing top 5 artists I've listened to this year. In order, it's Ashnikko, Subtronics, Daft Punk, Toots & the Maytals, and Skatune Network.

I stand by this.

Pdf link:
www.dropbox.com/s/6bx2fri51h...

You really should. All the pdfs are available free (with author's awareness and tacit approval), and the audio books are all done now as well. Plus there are several amazing podcasts (Animorphs Anonymous, Animorphing Time, Dungeons & Dracon Beams, Sporadic Phantoms).

Animorphs author K.A. Applegate is a better writer than Shakespeare according to Goodreads, with an impressive 3.92 out of 5 rating

We never get to see any of the yeerks do the taste freak out like Ax and there's no way to convince me that it doesn't happen.

Yeerk has a body for the first time and in five minutes has consumed an entire pizza box and all.

A *legend*, you say?

Hey real talk fam, times is getting real tough around here. I made a Ko-Fi, if anyone wants to throw a little spare cash my way so I can get gas or a taco or something. Link in bio. 💛

The cover art of Animorphs Book #53, The Answer, depicting Jake Berenson morphing into a python. The question "Oh, what's my miliary rank?" Is answered by "Major Depressive Disorder" in yellow text.

Jake Animorphs and I have more in common than I'd like to admit

I can't even imagine him getting an invite code, he's so universally reviled.

Seems like the right spot to drop this:

The authors (KA Applegate and her husband Michael Grant) are aware of and okay with people reading the books online as pdfs.

They're still dope.

www.dropbox.com/s/6bx2fri51h...

Also, welcome to the Animorphs feed.

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The answer isn't quite "yes," but it isn't really "no," either.

a clock face, with the morph images for the first twelve Animorph books in place of numbers

Hey guys check this out

9/11 guy whispering to visser 3 from Animorphs tv show

A second Animorphs 9/11 joke has hit the skyline

The Ellimist, in a cloud of meme and shitpost keywords.

Yes my son.

POV you just blew up your own spot

Everyone in the Animorphs feed is legally required to go follow my fellow Humanimals @alexandbirds.bsky.social and @jennachil.bsky.social

The artist who used a free image generator on the internet to make it happen*

Oh sure don't tag me or anything

The cover of Animorphs #1, "The Invasion". Jake is turning into a green anole. The words "Live Laugh Lizard" are written in looping font.

It me

Fucking valid

Reskeeting this absolute banger that completely bombed. Animorphs feed don't let me down

A hand holding out an Escafil device (a glowing blue cube), which has been inscribed with "This device plays folk music." (For those unfamiliar, this references the phrase "this machine kills fascists," famously written on Woody Guthrie's guitar.)

Animorphs more like antifamorphs am i right

Also, the books are available as pdfs (with the authors' blessing) if you want to have another go. They're still good as hell.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6bx2fri51hgon97/Animorphs%20-%20PDF.zip?dl=0&file_subpath=%2FPDF

Welcome to the Animorphs feed
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Art from The Ellimist Chronicles, featuring the Ellimist (as an old dude with a long beard and pointy ears) in a huge cloud of smoke. Inside the smoke cloud are the words "memes," "shitposts," "obscure references," "puns," and "dumb takes."

Me existing on the 4th meme dimension

Art imitating life imitating art