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gabe newell

@fakenewell.bsky.social

i am the real GABEN parody account

6 Followers  |  7 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 05.05.2025  |  1.33

Latest posts by fakenewell.bsky.social on Bluesky

I am gaben

06.11.2025 08:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ai is ethical

06.11.2025 08:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am gaben

11.09.2025 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always imagined the long jump had a sound, likely because of Black Mesa and I usually long jumped on the xen jump pad thingies.

20.05.2025 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as gaben (REAL ceo of valve) i find this situation to be insane

12.05.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. I am the real gabe newell. You are fake.

08.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am gaben

05.05.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am gaben

05.05.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am gaben

05.05.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am gaben

05.05.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is how i eat my sketty.

05.05.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my name is gaben. i made the half life. it was difficult to put the software together. but unfortunately, something went so consequences. so now i can't do anything, but make this half life 3. my name is gaben, gaben, gaben..

05.05.2025 05:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am the REAL gaben..

05.05.2025 05:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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