Not all of them I’m their biological son
26.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not all of them I’m their biological son
26.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I Think it’s this
25.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what’s to understand they’re going to aim a raygun of a sort at my tongue and shrink it
25.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what I’m trying to look like
25.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0anyway they’re going to shrink my tongue with a ray gun of some sort apparently
24.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Went to a sleep Dr yesterday expecting him to say that I have sleep apnea because I’m fat but instead was told that I have sleep apnea because my tonsils, tongue and adenoids are all gigantic and too big for my jaw and that being fat has basically nothing to do with it. Another win for fat bitches
24.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh there’s nothing wrong with the jeans that I have! I will absolutely repair and wear them forever. It’s just that I want to wear them every single day and I would love some different colour options and maybe a jorts version ahahah
24.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I’m so desperate to replicate the fit of one specific pair of jeans I have that I’m about to learn to sew pants
23.02.2026 07:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Its one of my fav shirts its so good
23.02.2026 07:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and she was right. I bought this from the Kmart kids section
23.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
wore this shirt out yesterday and a woman attending the book fair with her very young son was like “look they have the same shirt as you”
23.02.2026 06:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have started using pocket casts, seems good for now! What are you using for music streaming these days..
19.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0get in folks we’re goin DRIVEING
18.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”
16.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1960 🔁 557 💬 14 📌 9When job ads don’t include the salary.. I know they’re evil
16.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The youths at work all vape so I can’t even bum a cig. We used to be a proper country
11.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
11.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 5336 🔁 1829 💬 105 📌 322Additional context I have never been a regular smoker
11.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You know the work stress is bad when I am craving a cigarette of all things
11.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me with Pontypool (2008)
10.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a new job or i need the government to take me out
10.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
05.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 9242 🔁 3612 💬 176 📌 725
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
04.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 17777 🔁 5370 💬 8 📌 362they hated him because he spoke the truth
05.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This rabbit was cancelled
05.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just ran into my barber in the wild while I am extremely overdue for a haircut. like heyyyyy haha fancy seeing you here do Not look at this situation
04.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
01.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 5477 🔁 1116 💬 30 📌 5
