sorry I returned your shitty energy but I kept the receipt just in case
May the New Year 2026 not be worse than 2025 😉
Fucking Happy New Year!🥂
later I shall play the music of my people (living in my head)
we did a Sesame Street theater production in 5th grade so songs like I Love Trash and 5 People in My Family live in my head rent free.
Great picture!! 🙌 Hope you’re having a great day!
Same 🙌
Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.
❤️❤️❤️
😂🤣
Single parenting is insane..
Just when you think you’ve got your ducks corralled, you trip, knock open the gate and they are out of control..
Again..
Okay but I at least gotta offer my hand to help you up
Cause momma didn’t raise no fool
Hopefully a very public drive in a convertible
You’ve always had my attention ❤️ and I’ve never seen your hoohah 😂
Dinner is served 😋
A dating app for the over 50's called Napchat
Well that’s some bullshit 😒
Been there 💯😂
😂😂😂
There was Halloween candy at the store today 😂 fall is coming 🙌
I grew up outside of Detroit, 1 night we went to Windsor Ontario the night started off good with drinks & music then we met Gordon Lightfoot of all people and things got weird - a bar brawl broke out into the streets, we ended up in the lake swam all the way back to the US… I woke up in Lexington KY
I really want to move to a cabin in the middle of nowhere 💯 or at least have it to retreat to when the world closes in on me
