Professor Xahferd, PhD

oh wow this website exists

114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance

114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...

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This warm and beckoning glow is conveniently located just beyond your grasp, but if you run toward it you just might find the calming space you’ve always been looking for. Reference #228745

Real Estate: The Light

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

looking for another 6 to add to VI6 chords

i forgot to stretch today but I ate a whole raw zucchini so.

everyone should listen to more ajj

I've been mostly off ig for the last two days and I checked my dms early and holy fuck that whole site is just over stimulating.

the world is a bread box, and, unfortunately, I am but a single slice of provolone.

wild to me how many people think they actually have control over anything. wild to me how many people will try to use even the smallest speck of authority and try to use it to flex on others. this is just a general observation, not about anyone.

i think there is great power in being misunderstood.

I am suffering.

hello again bluesky. there's this big feedback loop where no one interacts with my posts so I don't post so no one interacts with my posts ad infinitum. so I don't post here.

trap the emotions in a song so they can't bother you anymore.

trap your emotions in any art so they can't bug you anymore.

make something.

hopelessly in my guitar solo era. I cannot stop myself from writing solos.

I'm a licensed guard in the state of California. I'll go get the job rq and be the worst guard of all time just for u.

they should make an app that instead of constantly scrolling and being ignored by your friends, it gives me specifically money for no reason.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

low key wanna cause problems today.

today's workout is mostly meditative. my muscles need to rest, but my body needs to move.

may all of our ships rise simultaneously.

I have once again awoken. the sun has arisen. the morning is beautiful. may today be lovely for all of it. 🗝

letting go

I am running out of places where I can be unhinged without all of my friends and coworkers can see so ig I'll just be unhinged everywhere.

🗝🗝🗝

step 1: obtain a typewriter
step 2: type out my own occult tradition
step 3: form a cult
step 4: ???
step 5: profit

another day of loving being weird to people. may Abraxas smile upon you.

unabashedly insane tbh.

I love being odd and weird.