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This would’ve been actual news about the time there was more than one billionaire in America. But hey, WSJ, better late than…oh never mind.

Damn, I was sure it would be “Welcome To The Jungle,” but I guess someone felt that might be a little too on the nose.

White House Press Secretary: “There’s many reasons and arguments that one could make for a strike against Iran.”

Trump is weighing going to war against another nation…

…and hasn’t settled on the reason yet.

Ew.

Well that seems about right.

This cannot be a serious job post. Unless they want to hire a high school student from a wealthy family. For the summer.

I know what these words mean, but I have no idea what this sentence means.

Even in a perfect world I could never be this cute. 💖💖💖💖

The pope will visit Lampedusa on July 4, the Vatican announced on Thursday.

Lampedusa sits in the Mediterranean between Tunisia, Malta and the larger Italian island of Sicily. The Lampedusa visit will come on the day the U.S. celebrates the 250th anniversary of its independence.

Will for the win!

The hat is really on the other foot now.

Oh fuck the hell off, you twat.

Trump had flags lowered for Charlie Kirk, who was at best a podcaster. Yet he hasn't called for flags to be lowered for Jesse Jackson, who was a Civil Rights icon. So miss me with the "Trump isn't racist" bullshit.

If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President.

Bao puts the “scamp” in scamper!

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

No notes.

This was a carnival float in Germany. This is how the rest of the world views The United States now.

Redlining across Los Angeles predicts bird segregation half a century later! Racial segregation is for the birds.

Or maybe he’s hoping to get hauled into court & see if TFG is willing to go thru discovery. My money is on “Nope.”

You do know there are things that cannot be unseen, right?

Really!!!! I mean it’s not quantum physics.

I blame it all on the Law And Orderverse. How could any thinking person believe the murder rate is *down*? Duh!

I feel so seen.

Fear of flying fruits & vegetables?

That is 100% true. Trump has a justified terror of the discovery process. He blows hard about suing someone, but never mentions that he’s relieved every time his suits get thrown out of court.

Next time they ask you what a woman is, tell them she’s someone they cannot look in the face anymore because they ignored her rape as a girl.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Why is this not an Onion?? Which seven-year-old is going to pass out the nuclear codes???

These people are so ridiculous and so far beyond self parody this would be hilarious.

Except, you know, for the real children really suffering real pain from real abuse by real adults.

“And they change *daily.* See how that all goes together?

Can you imagine President Anyone Else giving a hoot in hell about Goldman Sachs’s economist???