TFL Pub Crawl

Haha, just kick it off the train

I got on a train in milan yesterday and there were 6 Deliveroo bikes! I had to climb over them to get off!

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i wrote about the pub

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Yeah Ned! You tell him

Hah, he is right though

Yeah it’s loads nearer but I think Google maps ignored it. Which I’m quite pleased about

Cheers mate and yes you’re right. Bloody stupid thing to do! Been fun though

Thanks mate. It was quite fun. Except when I walked for 2 miles in the rain looking for a pub. And some of those really weird ones. And when I forgot to take a photo and had to go all the way back. And the racist landlady in West Ham. And doing Heathrow Terminal 4…

Maybe I’ll do a big tour of the country!!

Thank you very much!

Ha that’s me!!

Thanks mate. Genuinely amazed that anyone gave a toss!!

Haha thanks!!!

Everyone I’ve spoken to seems to think it’s just low lights!!

I do hope so. And maybe a medal

I’m gonna start the Croydon tram in a few weeks cos it’s on the map. I think there’s 38 stops on that

The bad ones are great fun, loads better than the average ones!

Thanks mate. Might have to detox for a bit now

Btw @london.gov.uk Sadiq really should be giving me an honorary free Oyster card

Haha. Thanks mate. I did do the pub in Cutty sark anyway. In fact I did two. The awful spoons and the Spanish Galleon which was nicer. Doesn’t count until I can tap in or out though!

They are great pubs!!

I did my worst pubs. Favourite areas were probably Epping, Ealing/Chiswick. And as long as I don’t have to go back to the East End again I’ll be happy

Well thank you. Im glad one of us has enjoyed it

That is genuinely incredible well done!!

Important!!

Oh my God! That’s everywhere up north. Did you manage it? If so that’s a hell of an achievement.

I haven’t got long to go till I get one. I’ll do it all again in 2035!!

So what have I learned? Fuck all, it was a ridiculous thing to do and a colossal waste of time and money. Having said that, even the shittest, worst pub means something to someone and they provide a place where people can go to meet up with others for conversation and contact. So carry on drinking!

Cost of all the drinks: £1262.21
Cost of all the travel: £1144.60

Let’s tot up some figures.

Amount drank…

206 pints of cider
3 bottles of cider
5 pints of lager
1 pint of Guinness
3 bottles of lager
Half a neck oil

Pounds put on: 11