@libelulaverdeazul.bsky.social
Entre Macondo y New York 🇨🇴 🇺🇸 Traveler, reader and lawyer in between. Ay Jamulemau, Bilimamamiee Bilimamamieee
The #memes of the day!!
01.08.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today’s #meme
Your daily dose of chaos: served
The #memes of today!! Let’s laugh so we don’t cry…
24.06.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another day, another batch of memes to keep the existential dread at bay. #memes
28.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Posting my daily memes like it’s a public service. You’re welcome, internet.
#memes #memedealer
The memes of tomorrow are the post of today #memes
26.04.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Decided I’m gonna start posting here more often. Gotta diversify my procrastination platforms.
Anyway, here are my memes:
They pay taxes, drink black coffee, and cry in the shower sometimes. #memes
I cooked tostones con pico de gallo and I feel like Martha Stewart, minus the inside trading.
21.04.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Didn’t expect a party at lunch, but here we are—might as well dance
23.03.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started Meghan’s @netflix.com series and I have an almost uncontrollable urge to cook fritata and make my own candles
23.03.2025 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just picked up Noah from school and a little boy saw me and asked, “Noah, is that your grandma?” The teacher couldn’t hold back her laughter, and I’m on my way to CVS to buy some anti-aging cream.
14.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing beats the feeling of a carefully curated reguetón playlist.
28.02.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ahhhh, the calming scent of cancelled plans.
24.02.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My coffee plant has been losing leaves since January 20. Coincidence?
24.02.2025 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daily memes: aiming for laughs, avoiding collective tears. #memedealer
04.02.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daily bilingual memes, because laughter has no borders. Mostly harmless, occasionally unhinged. Pa que lo goces.
#MemeDealer
Daily bilingual memes, because laughter has no borders. Mostly harmless, occasionally unhinged. Pa que lo goces.
#MemeDealer
Gearing up for a super busy weekend. But first, coffee. @ember for me and @stanley_brand for the hubby
01.02.2025 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Daily bilingual memes, because laughter has no borders. Mostly harmless, occasionally unhinged. Pa que lo goces.
#MemeDealer
The memes of tomorrow are the posts of today
30.01.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tener papás latinos es así:
Mamá: Feliz Año Nuevo Chino.
Yo: No, mamá, se llama Año Nuevo Lunar. Muchos países además de China lo celebran.
Mamá: Feliz Año Nuevo Lunar Chino.
🐍🐍🐍🐍
In the words of my ancestors:
Se le dijo
Se le advirtió
Y ahora tome pa que lleve
I had a moment of panic! My 10 year old just said, ‘Mama, tomorrow for school I have to bring…’ and I immediately started to hyperventilating. Then he finished with, ‘my snow pants.’
Phew!
80% of the flowers imported to the U.S. come from Colombia—and most of the blooms we buy for Valentine’s Day are imported. The Colombian flower industry, supports about 94,000 direct jobs. All those families who depend on Valentine’s Day exports—and could miss out if trade policies aren’t supportive
27.01.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whooop there it is!
26.01.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am not a reguetón person but in these dark times, the new bad bunny music really makes me happy.
25.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not to be dramatic, but this week suplexed me, stole my lunch money, and left me crawling to Friday like it’s the finish line of a marathon I didn’t train for. In other words, this week kicked my butt.
24.01.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stalking through Bluesky!
22.01.2025 15:49 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
