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How the Iran war could create a ‘fertiliser shock’ – an often ignored global risk to food prices and farming Without this form of fertiliser, crops will not produce yields on which the world’s population depends, leaving people starving.

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If this is correct and a US/Israeli strike, kiss the world economy goodbye: nothing is getting through the straights of Hormuz unless the US military invades and secures a 100 mile buffer zone...

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Mr. President...the Strategic Oil Reserve's counter attack...

all of this talk about the young male loneliness crisis, but when someone ACTUALLY

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I'd stopped considering homeownership a possibility a while ago. Glad to know it's deader than ever.

winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

The worry for me is ground troops to seize islands in the Strait

we are back in the 1970s, lads

$600 per barrel, take it or leave it

we have returned (please stop nuking my portfolio mr president)

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

I don’t think that’s true because our Secretary of Defense, excuse me, War literally said on live television how refreshing and cool it was to have an ally who didn’t abide by targeting restrictions.

This is the kind of evil the Bible is talking about.

BIG IF TRUE

Okay, just to be more explicit about this, if you're a Dem and you want to do the absolute maximum amount of damage to Trump over the Hormuz energy crisis he's creating, you need to accentuate people's experience of the crisis. Right now it's being covered as a sideshow - "It'll reopen in a week!"

They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

We're gonna need more zeros

I've been reliably informed that it can only good happen, actually.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

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And they say strategic bombing doesn’t work

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

Asthma bros WE ARE WINNING TODAY

Donald Trump's aggressive campaign against wind, solar, and EVs has kept Americans dependent on foreign oil. Now his Iranian war has exploded the cost of gasoline. Here's why that's bad news for Democrats.