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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Same.

I was like "I'm not techie enough for this" in 2023, but at this point it's not terribly different.

I chose the Moshidon app kind of at random, but honestly, just the actual web browser isn't bad. I may even like it more.

...but that was easy. They just wanted a paragraph about who I was and why I wanted to be there

("I'm tired of bluesky's shit, you seem inclusive and anti fascist, and you're focused around my favorite kink!")

Once you have an account, you can use the mobile website or an app.

So, at this point, there's LOTS of servers that run the mastodon protocols, and so setting up an account was really easy.

I used instances.social to look at a few different instances, chose one that I liked, and created an account.
The server I chose I did have to "apply" to their server...

Started up a mastodon for the first time as I'm real sick of bluesky's shit.

Gonna attempt to stay away from the heavy shit, and commit to shitposting and horny-on-main, the way God intended.

The recent ICE raid which emptied an entire apartment building was apparently at the request of Wells Fargo, which is trying to foreclose on the building.

CALIFORNIANS!

you can help make our state better and safer for trans people RIGHT NOW by telling Newsom he needs to sign these bills!

We need you!

A 4 panel comic by AmandaPandaComics.com Panel 1: a couple on a date at the movie theater, we see the woman eating popcorn Panel 2: Later that evening, we see the woman with her top off, shyly sliding her bra strap down her arm. Panel 3: from behind, we see she is straddling her (also topless) date in bed, as she flings her bra OFF! with a flourish. Panel 4: her date laughs, and shields himself playfully from the popcorn raining down from her bra/tits.

Popcorn, too.

i don’t really understand why this made me start bawling i just really love seeing people try to help each other in creative ways and that this shit is necessary

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

Apple has removed an ICE tracking app that allows users to report ICE activity nearby from its App Store.

The removal came after a direct demand from Trump’s DOJ.

Once again, Big Tech is bending the knee to our tyrant-in-chief to protect its bottom line.

Sorry to interrupt The Horrors™️ with some Horny™️, but...

I think a woman being mean to me—sexually— might absolutely fix me.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

When food banks need bread, 900 home bakers answer the call A Seattle-area nonprofit group called Community Loaves donates home-baked bread and cookies to food banks in four states.

apnews.com/article/food...

Big ups to the DM tonight who let me stuff our dying ally into my bag of holding and Starlight Step away, after I realized I wasn't strong enough to physically drag him away from the dragon that was about to kill and eat him.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

The way this Tylenol commercial just said "backed by decades of *credible* research" was so very specific

Absolutely!

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Thank you for doing this important mathematical equation! Good luck out there to all the dick sprinters! 😂

If the average american dick size is 5.1 inches, then you need to fuck 12,423 dicks to reach one (1) Dick Mile.

That's a dick every day for 34 years straight.

Straight up, my Google speaker is just that now, a speaker.

Assistant worked fine for YEARS, how does a newer product have LESS functionality?

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Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina...

"That's just how it is."

i made a helpful reference

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

I'm trying to move away from social media by moving back to RSS feeds to get my news.

But one thing that I'll miss is the "humans are beautiful" feeling I get from seeing the cool tricks and the weird art and the funny jokes.

Anyone got any RSS feeds that are hopeful and fun(ny)?

#rss #artsky

Kimmel is back, but many Americans won’t be able to watch.

Two companies — Nexstar and Sinclair — control hundreds of local TV stations and have business deals pending Donald Trump’s approval.

They won’t air Kimmel tonight.

I’m pressing for answers on potential corruption.

*DMX Voice*
Y'all going to make me live my life
Without fear
Without fear