I, tragically, did not get my pussy ate on International Women's Day. This is misogyny.
09.03.2026 04:36 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I, tragically, did not get my pussy ate on International Women's Day. This is misogyny.
09.03.2026 04:36 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Ugh, FINE. I guess if no one else is brave enough to do it.
05.03.2026 17:44 β π 56 π 15 π¬ 3 π 2
"It gets deleted immediately"
Yeah, but first I'm helping train the government's facial recognition panopticon bullshit.
No thanks.
Good morning to everyone, including the sourpuss TSA lady who acted like I was being an annoyance when I wanted to opt-out of the facial recognition and have her check my ID manually π
05.03.2026 16:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*pounds the table* POR-TENT! POR-TENT!
02.03.2026 18:20 β π 1232 π 250 π¬ 29 π 3
This is gonna make people who weren't paying attention sit up and shit their pants.
I'm glad the Pentagon is throwing a fit. Get it into the headlines.
The Trump Administration & Hegseth are angry because they can't use AI killer robots against us.
Fun shit pill for the entire country to swallow.
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discordβs age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.
βThe state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.β
Money for restaurants impacted by ICE $2500-$10000 grants for small and independent restaurants Apply by February 23 The Salt Cure Restaurant Recover fund graphic on a salt shaker QR code thesatcurefund.org
Twin Citizens: If you frequent a small, independently owned restaurant that would benefit from a grant for lost business during the siege, let them know about the Salt Cure Fund. Itβs a small ($2500-10000) grant, and the deadline to apply is 2/23.
I made a flyer you can share out, DM me for the PDFs
A construction worker using a jackhammer. The worker is labeled "Men", the jackhammer is labeled "their dick", and the spot on the ground being jackhammered is labeled "my cervix". In the background of the picture, there stands a small object or building in the distance, out of focus and ignored. It is labeled "my clit".
30.08.2023 04:33 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It's fun how pizza boxes are printed with "please recycle me!" but then the city recycling website is like DO NOT give us your greasy-ass pizza cardboard so you have to take the box out to the trash, crying all the while, knowing you're denying an innocent box its dying wish
14.02.2026 01:29 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."
16.01.2026 15:25 β π 11099 π 3287 π¬ 53 π 81And if you are on the ground and can't add alt text, you can type "Alt4Me" in your post to request someone else add alt text in the replies.
26.01.2026 17:12 β π 71 π 31 π¬ 1 π 2I have an electric blanket that plugs into the car cigarette lighter. It's sooooo cozy.
26.01.2026 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A bar graph listing the causes of death listed on ICE's wall of honor. COVID-19 and cancers linked to 9/11 account for 75 percent of fatalities in ICE's two decade history, according to the agency's record. COVID-19: 15 deaths September 11-related illness: 7 deaths Stuck by car: 1 death Shot in Mexico: 1 death Shot by US-born fugitive: 1 death Heat-related injuries sustained during training exercise: 1 death Heart attack during foot pursuit: 1 death Dengue fever: 1 death Accidental discharge of a service weapon: 1 death Source: ICE.gov and original reporting by Noah Lanard. Created with Data Wrapper.
The Trump administration has repeatedly claimed that it needs to send the military into American cities because of the unique danger faced by federal agents.
But, according to ICE's own data, the leading cause of death for agents is COVID-19.
You can read the full report here: tinyurl.com/mwc85xf5
You know Alex Pretti & Renee Goodβthe 2 white people ICE killed.
ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 LatinosβHeber Sanchaz DomΓnguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.
9 TOTAL.
ABOLISH ICE.
It looks so good on you!
26.01.2026 05:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even through the most cynical Democrat-consultant-brain lens, βpeople canβt work and shop and go to school because of the gestapo raidsβ IS AN AFFORDABILITY ISSUE
22.01.2026 20:50 β π 104 π 21 π¬ 1 π 0
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itβs already been captured
* Judges donβt care if you were βkiddingβ or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
Could you guys please throw a few bucks at @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social? Itβs going to get down to -45Β° windchill and they work tirelessly to protect our unhoused neighbors. They also have an Amazon wishlist if you prefer.
22.01.2026 18:01 β π 45 π 44 π¬ 4 π 1Press needs to start referring to her as Reverend Nekima Levy Armstrong, I am learning, not from any media organizations unfortunately
22.01.2026 17:51 β π 718 π 247 π¬ 5 π 2
Deporting children with cancer.
Using a 5-year-old as bait.
Shooting moms.
ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.
They're trying to murder these people. This isn't the first time, and it won't be the last.
In Canada, they called them "Starlight Tours." The intention was to take folks and dump them in remote places with the hope that exposure would do the killing for them.
This is attempted murder.
We stay indoors as much as possible, honestly
22.01.2026 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orbβ¦ and screams
βCant sleepβ¦ iβll just have a quick look at my phoneβ
22.01.2026 04:21 β π 6846 π 2102 π¬ 22 π 51I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
22.01.2026 03:58 β π 15488 π 5778 π¬ 141 π 1554
This one I really feel as a native american.
Growing up, I always associated French with my father's family, as up until my father's generation "everyone" spoke French first.
It wasn't until I was older that I realized, hey....French obviously wasn't our native tongue. It's been lost a long time.
I'm sorry. As a technology writer, I'm supposed to be telling you that this bet will some day pay off, because one day we will have shoveled so many words into the word-guessing program that it wakes up and learns how to actually do the jobs it is failing spectacularly at today. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding horses to run faster and faster, one of them will give birth to a locomotive. Humans possess intelligence, and machines do not. The difference between a human and a word-guessing program isn't how many words the human knows. I'm sorry. I know that when we talk about "digital sovereignty," we're obliged to talk about how we can build more data-centres that we can fill up with money-losing chips from American silicon monopolists in the hopes of destroying as many jobs as possible while blowing through our clean energy goals and enshittifying as much of our potable water as possible.
CΓ³ry Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
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