Jason Sclar

Same. Now I’m trying to figure out if I can get a jamon and when I could have this. Otherwise I’ll just be slicing and eating tapas for a few months

Guess I’ll pop in tomorrow. Also to ask their liquor store to stock the Kirkland XO cognac which is surprisingly good for the price

That exact one. I’m so jealous right now.

I’ll vote for anyone who makes my Costco stock the 14lb bone in jamon Serrano. A bit frustrated I didn’t pick on up this weekend when I was near NYC

When he crashes out at LSU, Harvard IOP will be waiting for him

I’ve never hated everything more than this very moment.

Here come the rich dweebs. One set of them at least. The other ones lost 52-7

YALE IS GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

CAME BACK FROM A 28 POINT DEFICIT

IVY LEAGUE GETS A WIN IN THE FCS PLAYOFFS

IT HAPPENED

Only one of these schools inflicted JD Vance on the world (go blue!)

Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard dies at 88

Pour one out for a legend

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He’s gonna bulldoze the whole White House to make room for this, isn’t he?

Need them to bring back Lee Corso to make one last headgear prediction

But I did buy a bottle to make these and have since found 2 good cocktails for it plus developed a taste for the stuff

Malort Cookie Recipe — Tripping Billy The Original Malort Cookie

Hear me out: malort cookie. Having some contrast to cut sweet is great. This is usually sweet/salty. Sweet/bitter is also a good but much less common contrast. www.trippingbillyz.com/recipes/malo...

closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem

It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social

Sixty years ago this week in the Berkshire (MA) Eagle: "Saturday, Richard J. Robbins, 19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of $25 in Lee District Court after pleading guilty of illegally disposing of rubbish...."
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How do you make a turkey look simultaneously dry and also make the skin look limp and undercooked?

New heist just dropped @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

If he had any decency he’d fire himself from his own Substack

James Bond side character ass name

Then this today in Punchbowl. Republicans are angry that the White House is "treating them like garbage". You can't act like you aren't worthy of any respect and then complain that you don't get respected. They are reaping what they sowed. (2/2)

I think he’s just decided that at this point either there will be accountability and he will die in jail so nothing else he does matters or else there won’t be accountability and he can continue to do this because nothing matters.

Hasn’t he famously never set foot in the USA?

That looks like a solid fast food crepe

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

What a horrible day to know how to read

YALE HAS DONE IT

THEY CLINCH THE FIRST EVER IVY LEAGUE FCS PLAYOFF BID DEFEATING HARVARD 45-28!!!