MzBehavn™

You deserve this. You are awesome. Thank you! #bluewave

Touch my Dunkins and this is what will happen to you! *splash* and that water is cold. He may want to wear thicker jeans.

Oh, my 12 year had something to say about those Dumpster Dad trucks. 🤣 🤣 🤣

I can smell him rotting from here.

Me waiting at a red light and notices a car as it goes by:

"Every time I see a Tesla, there's always one person in it."

My 12 year old in the back seat says nonchalantly:

"That's because they have no friends."

*dead silence*

My 16 year old:
*snort laughs* 🤣
laughed so hard I had to pull over!

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Temu steaks? Um,ew.

The inconvenient TRUTH about social media. History happens to catch up with you in the end #TrumpTheWarCriminal and your ILLEGAL #TrumpsEpsteinWar.

He's delusional, he's gotten way out of hand.

❤️💪🏻

Such a joke.

Right?? The hypocrisy is strong!

W.T.F.

It's all lies...

LOL, I know, my bad. She has an appreciation for all music so far and many genres. I played classical every night for them since they came home from the hospital. The are both so talented and musically inclined.

We are getting to him shortly...

a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building at night and says `` i 'll be waiting '' .

For real. I'm ready!!!

I'm disgusted. I have no other words.

We can only hope they come for the 🍊🤡. They can have him!!

"If an electric guitar was a person, it would be Ozzy Osborne."

My 12 year old daughter after hearing "No More Tears" for the first time.

I am first generation American born, my dad is Canadian. If I have to flee, I have family that will take me in. I'm embarrassed to live in the USA, to be honest.

The U.S. Senate must be clear: no war with Iran.

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😆

😆 you may go in, but you may never come out.

Yessssssss...

I'm trying to be more positive.

No extra pickles either.

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