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MzBehavn™

@mzbehavn.bsky.social

HELLO! (she/her) 🐱🐶 🐎🐴 Equestrian. Comedy. Fallout4 voice actor🎤BOSTON, MA. ❤️ my 🇨🇦 family. Gen-X wife, and mom of 2 teens 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! 🤪 I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🤬tch.🤘🏻 #bluecrew 💙 I'm on 🚫 lists! #PrettiGood

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I am first generation American born, my dad is Canadian. If I have to flee, I have family that will take me in. I'm embarrassed to live in the USA, to be honest.

28.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The U.S. Senate must be clear: no war with Iran.

28.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 20149    🔁 5703    💬 1155    📌 358
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snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt ALT: snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt
27.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

27.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😆

27.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😆 you may go in, but you may never come out.

27.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yessssssss...

27.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1
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I'm trying to be more positive.

27.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No extra pickles either.

27.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻

27.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Take off the word "issues" and you've got it about right.

26.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This will be her the whole time...

26.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Goons

26.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Credit Where Credit's Due Dept.-
The nickname "Presidementia" is from the JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! NO KINGS PROTEST SIGN NICKNAME GUIDE. Many thanks to @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social & his writers! Save this chart for the upcoming NO KINGS DAY on March 28 next month. What's YOUR favorite nickname?
#PedoPrez

25.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 4512    🔁 1303    💬 449    📌 109

🤣🤣

25.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#Revenge #Melania #MotherFuckerPedophile #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #LockThemAllUp #FascismWatch #FascismIsRising #FuckingNAZI

25.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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❄️❄️🙏

25.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Joy Reid: “Attention all MAGA trolls — your bullshit is not welcome here. And to paraphrase one of my favorite actors in the world, Robert De Niro — ‘f**k y'all’

We're here to hear the truth & to hear from impacted people — so go back & pay attention to your orange lying friend”

25.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 2818    🔁 561    💬 67    📌 26
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🤢

24.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They will never see the money.

24.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah ohh!

24.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are no longer "united", I'm damn sure on the correct side of this. Let's go Dems!!

24.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Awww. You only care when it affects your own. FAFO!!! WOOT!

24.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Um. Karolying, Who was the president a year ago?

24.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣 I'm sorry. 🤣 🤣 🤣

24.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Toupè

24.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Yehaw!!!

24.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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What is this sorcery????

24.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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*squint*

24.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sick.

24.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0