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@mzbehavn.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆYou are safe hereπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ(she/her) 🐱🐢 🐎🐴 Equestrian. Comedy. Fallout4 voice actor🎀 Boston MA ❀️ my πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ family. Gen-X wife, mom of 2 teens 🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! πŸ€ͺ I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🀬tch.🀘🏻 #bluecrew πŸ’™ I'm on 🚫 lists! #PrettiGood

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πŸ’ͺ🏻

07.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 I had a stick for over a decade. When I went to an automatic, I kept lifting my left leg every time I went around a corner lol!!!!!

07.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 🀣 🀣 have you seen the way kids dress? Sweat pants, PJ pants with cartoon characters and hoodies. My child refuses to wear a jacket!!! We live in MA. HELLO? they are all crazy. πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant right leg, see??? I need more coffee!

07.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know right? I had to press the brake with my left leg and the button with my right hand at the same time!!! It was horrible! 😭

07.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What the unholy fuck is he rambling about?

07.03.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is anyone else besides me worried about Kristi?

07.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 3

Girl. I'm already in my chair with my coffee and Disney. πŸ˜† I went out in my PJ pants, because... I do not care. Lol

07.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ding-Dong! Rubba face is gone!! Buh-bye!

07.03.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my. The canned laughter has me howling.

07.03.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Wife, Happy life. πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm on it right now... all is well. Mama has her nice potion. 🀣 🀣 🀣

07.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The more you know...

07.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table . ALT: a fluffy kitten sitting next to a cup of coffee on a table .

I had to be up at 5:30 to drop my kid off at the high school. They have a play 2 hours away. I had to drive without coffee!!! We were running late, naturally. 🀣

07.03.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad.

07.03.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‡πŸ»

07.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to poised, educated, well mannered, compassionate, sane, leaders? He is anything BUT.

07.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Saturday! Nap time anywhere!!!

07.03.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big ass blue tsunami!!!

07.03.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So tell me how the Hell on Heels did gas go up over $.30 cents more OVERNIGHT!?

07.03.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#MyCoffeeMyChoice

06.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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He thinks he IS God.

06.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm curious, he spouts all these lies and nonsense on Truth Social. My question is, if we don't have Truth Social, do we have to really pay "attention to this matter" ?

06.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao. This is the best. Buh-bye, Rubber Face!!

06.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Friday and good morning!!

06.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. It's gone up .30 cents a gallon in MA

06.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still laughing that Donald Trump thinks that Markwayne Mullin is β€œhighly respected.”

🀣

05.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 4