my life is a cosmic joke
27.07.2025 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my life is a cosmic joke
27.07.2025 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#webcomic #falseknees
27.06.2025 20:45 β π 1125 π 177 π¬ 8 π 8it was 5:30am and i was blind!!
17.05.2025 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey iβm back can you guys believe i accidentally spent $30 on hinge
17.05.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0me rn after that finale
11.04.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0instead of not thanking me for holding the door open for you. just spit on me next time
02.04.2025 22:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no one with a permanent retainer is having a good time
27.03.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0god i miss taco bell breakfast
18.03.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0wherever put βsteel magnoliasβ under COMEDY on max needs to call their therapist
16.03.2025 05:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we, as a society, are not utilizing microsoft outlook reactions enough
14.03.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i be deleting people on facebook for anything these days
11.03.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the lamest thing iβve done since finishing deep end by ali hazelwood is starting the swedish course on duolingo
10.03.2025 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0big friday night plans
21.02.2025 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that ferris bueller museum scene but itβs me opening the hulu app to see that longlegs is now streaming
17.02.2025 04:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i have 106 unread texts which at this point is probably a record
07.02.2025 23:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anybody do good script/font tattoos in orlando π€
03.02.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anyway stream cowboy carter
03.02.2025 05:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BEGGING for my neighbors to move their bed
31.01.2025 23:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just sprayed my hand sanitizer into my face
30.01.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think sleeping for 24 hours would fix me
29.01.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ jack quaid πππ
28.01.2025 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
are people gonna think iβm a prude or sexy and mysterious when i leave this showing of nosferatu after the first 10 minutes*
*i was 10 minutes late to my original screening
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24.01.2025 18:24 β π 26034 π 12779 π¬ 284 π 446if thereβs one thing about me, itβs that if julia whelan is narrating an audiobook, i WILL be listening
25.01.2025 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0deciding this is a good year to not watch all of the nominees
23.01.2025 23:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HHN starts on my 9 year work anniversary π€©
23.01.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WAIT - i - i think i manifested oneβ¦.
22.01.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YAY
22.01.2025 05:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obsessed
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