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Scaly | 32 | He/Him | Free Lance Artist/Game Dev | πŸ”žM18+ | Metalhead | Creature/Character Designer | Paleontology & Zoology Enthusiast. Icon by @thatdamndevildog on Instagram https://scalyschisms.carrd.co/

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Bumping this again.

25.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get out of my house Mr Kennedy

25.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey artists! QRP with your red art! β™₯️

25.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I said, the app literally refused to let me sign in all the time without crashing. I'd have to restart my phone and waste a bunch of time so even if i'm actually at work I'd have to deal with it and report issues to my administrator XP

24.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason for having it is to keep tabs on W2 info but even then that's a cope.

24.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DUDE, at my old job the app NEVER WORKED, it kept crashing on me and I had to use the desktop verison to sign-in all the time like FUCK.

24.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sad I never got to see the Megadeth film when it was out on the 22nd of last month XP.

24.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost as tragic as the skin impression material we're missing for Carnotaurus.

24.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah yes, the Andrew Dobsons of the world.

24.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BABY MAN!!

24.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo bootlickers are a diffrent breed of stupid. That said, I legitimately love them for it just for how entertaining it is to watch them tweak out and cope when Pokemon or some other major Nintendo IP gets shit on.

24.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stethacanthus is done!

#paleoart #paleontology #stethacanthus #dinoart #ArtSchisms

15.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Both of these adopts alongside my pokemon adopts are still available!

20.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I unironically have the poe laugh as my ringtone for text messages.

23.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can see you doing your own take on the tv show version of King Dedede.

23.02.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm....I think emphasizing her arched back, hips, and maybe some head tilt would really help frame this but great progress!

23.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly you should make stickers of your art in the One Piece TCG format. Think it'd be pretty cool

22.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kyofu put the teeth in the bag.

22.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think people sometimes get the big head that they own the characters of a show they form a parasocial relationship with.

22.02.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let me also be very clear when I say, obviously, there's a ton of female fans out there that like everybody else aren't like this. But I can't help but ask if you can show me to the massive heaps of guys getting butthurt over anime guy canon ships or Jax being minecrafty to himself. πŸ¦—

22.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be real but why do gooner gals online with shipping obsessions ruin everything for communities? Am I wrong for speaking the quiet part out loud?

22.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

QRT your growth! 😏😈

2017 - 2025

21.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Compared to Demeking this film is a masterpiece.

21.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so frustrating watching a series that has plenty more to give but doesn't get a continuation for a second season. *sighs.* off to the next show I guess...

21.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give her time and I'm sure she'll dial back on that. Our dog was similar for a bit.

20.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've finished my old commission plate.

I'm currently workin on the two newest ones I got, but I am open for more and I NEED THEM.

-looks at the end of the month with fear-

Message me on Discord @ ZitoisNeato for commission estimates.

20.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol imagine that Epstein was in talks with aliens in those files.

20.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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