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Let me, a sober-minded intellect, explain the upside of killing a bunch more people

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Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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Israel strikes two schools in Iran, killing more than 50 people State media says Israeli attack on girls' school in the city of Minab in the south of the country kills dozens.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

war bad

a…journalist spoke to living, breathing trans people…about the policies that affect them. not their distant and estranged families….or someone from APP who’s just presented as a concerned parent…actual transsexuals?

...and its classic line, "I have had it with all this mother fucking money on this mother fucking plane!!!"

that's the bear

Remember, vampires can not enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge

In my day, prices were lower!

I'm only ok with the #Dodgers visiting the White House if they bring their bats

tired of yer shit

CSI: his fucking golf courses already

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

All this has got to be hurting Trump's chances in 2028

just gonna throw out a quick reminder that in America police kill a yearly average of 3 civilians per day, routinely in situations very similar to these ICE killings, and decades of explicit support for police impunity by US politicians is why ICE feels theyre able to get away with this right now

We need to get the Ark of the Covenant out of storage and ship it to #Minneapolis and tell Bovino there's an immigrant inside

That is the second-worst "Dear Jonas" letter I've seen this week

Epic run for #JacobElordi, playing 2 of literature's greatest roles, Frankenstein and Jim Wuthering

Abolish ICE or gtfo, please be serious

just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this

Sex Synagogue: The Bone Temple

For today's horribles: the Supreme Court will hear oral arguments on banning trans athletes. It's the most bigoted thing they'll do this term. I'll be jotting down my thoughts here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9C...

Isn't anyone going to ask me what *I* think of ICE?

yeech, I'm too busy

We demand that MPD immediately arrest the ICE murderer! And we demand that the pot immediately arrest the kettle!

Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.

Conventional Wisdom and "Popularity" And a weird debate I just had.

THREAD. Has anyone ever told you that we can't reduce the size and power of the police, prosecutor, surveillance tech, and prison bureaucracies because it's not popular? In my latest newsletter, I debunk that myth. equalityalec.substack.com/p/convention...