Jonas Oppenheim Fan Account

Proud of you!

best thread

wait I don't get it, am I supposed to feel hope*ful* or hope*less*

You fight bad

Will investigate! I'll be listening tonight!

argh does anyone know any good think pieces

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

i’m dick cheney
yes i’m the real cheney
all you other dick cheneys are just
imitating
so won’t the real dick cheney
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Here's hoping #Zohran can overcome the loss of the all-important scumbag vote

Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.

Looks like a great place to store stolen files

Extra innings?

A red, white, and blue graphic featuring stars and stripes, reading "VOTE ANTIFA"

Fuck this guy to hell

De-ci-mal
Decimal puuuuuunto

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear. Text reads: Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are. Big Dweebs Walking Nutsacks LOSERS Turd-eating Bitch Boys Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

This WH ballroom business is giving "Animal Farm" windmill

Ok wasn't going to go this route but...would anyone like to buy some very valuable French jewels, hmu

L.A.! This writer and his book are awesome and important. Copa-go!

I have been developing my film "SHIT JET: A TOP GUN STORY" for TEN GODDAM YEARS and he...just...truths it out

stop trying to make fench happen

🧵 1. I saw some high-profile pro-Palestine accounts condemning Mamdani for saying "I'm going to have ppl in my admin who are Zionists" & for allegedly putting a "softer spin on his anti-Israel past"

So [coughs, puts on ye ol' media analysis professor hat] I looked into the source and HOOO BOY...

A red, white, and blue graphic featuring stars and stripes, reading "VOTE ANTIFA"

This is the thread to watch as SCOTUS works its dirty magic

The Word-Choosers continue to make *choices* about who is a hostage and who is a rotten ol' prisoner

#screenwriting #playwriting #hiring #jobs #writerforhire

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-Proofreader
-Actor/improviser/improv coach
-Teacher/professor: screenwriting, playwriting, improv, guerrilla theater
-Theater director
-Podcast producer/director
-Radio producer

Tell a friend! Who has positions to fill! Make a lot of friends like this and get back to me!

Thanks,
Honas

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Here's a menu of past, and hopefully future, work:

-Writing comedy: sitcom/adult animation/features/podcast/roasts/punch-up
-Story producer: unscripted/true crime TV
-Script consultant/ghost writer/development writer
-Journalist/profile writer
-Copywriter/branded content

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Now that our leader has brokered a fair, everlasting peace in the Middle East, as I knew he would do all along...

You can hire me!

I am ensconced in a versatile, freelance lifestyle, which only works through the support of viewers like you!