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The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

bruised a rib coughing. good lord.

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

See, now this rocks.

the cost is today i think i hit burnout because i woke up pukey lmao

hit pedos will holler 🤢

tried exercising every time i felt like taking a nap today. i mean. it works. but at what cost?!?

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Pepsi prebiotic soda. We doing too much now.

average person: wow what a beautiful day outside! you know what that means: stop signs no longer apply to me!

illustration of an old-timey doctor working on a patient meme text: Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like "yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it”

just got zucked last night for reposting this meme (on february 1st)

for promoting the sale of drugs 🤣

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

The March for Life is going to end up killing *actual babies* with measles in the name of non-existent, hypothetical babies.

which is the most perfect distillation of the American MAGA worldview that I think I’ve ever seen.

trying not to be irritable when everything sucks so bad

gonna be seeing lorna shore and paleface swiss in april 💕

what impressed me most today was that a huge crowd of people who mostly had never been tear gassed managed to retreat without running or trampling each other. under a cloud of gas that was not moving (zero wind), people held onto each other and walked blind down a street packed tight as sardines

In PAX (Post Area X), it was not uncommon in the wheat fields beside forested streams to find history at a standstill, the bullet of militia member connecting him to victim still stumbling in mid flight, the trajectory between gun and body hardened and made manifest, the flesh of that quivering with the energy of an aftermath never come to pass. At dusk, from afar, what appeared incomprehensible and urgent took on the silhouette of further stillnesss. Even though all were still alive. Even the gun. Even the bullet. Breathe. Just keep breathing. Someday you will make the shelter of the trees. -wip

writing

In case you want to hear me rant about this to a different person!

NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH A LIBERTARIAN TAXATION IS THEFT PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK JIP AND PUT YOUR GAS MASK ON

i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

there are few sensations i hate as much as clammy feet ugh

If you're in line for Melania tickets, stay in line.

like barring the mass exodus from twitter days i feel like this platform is so quiet.

then again i did follow a bunch of block lists for fascists etc so maybe the quiet is a good thing actually.

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

I don't care if people forgive Kanye or whatever but a lot of things people are saying about mental illness are genuinely corrosive and harmful when applied to mentally ill people who are not wealthy and powerful.

aether, a fluffy white cat. he is squinting

miso, a black cat with a white spot on his chest. he looks focused

miso the cat sitting on top of a decorative birdhouse that he is definitely not supposed to be on top of.

aether the cat mid-grooming. his tongue is touching his nose and his fur looks mussed

these are my two sons, aether (white) and miso (black).

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.