T-virus got him sauced out of his mind
04.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0T-virus got him sauced out of his mind
04.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Real Gender War: Grace budgeting bullets because she’s out of knives and only has a little bit of magic science blood left vs Leon with a bandolier of bullshit blowing a dudes head smooth off leaving bro’s neck humming like a data center
04.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friend asked me about my progress
Told him I was about to go slime The Butcher
Did not know that was gonna be literal
Me and the baddies I pulled by being man flesh
03.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Locked down my twitter account and deleted all my drafts and you know what?
I was wildin, my bad
I like the “other than great people” punctuation there it’s like he remembered they were white last minute
03.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1It’s actually fine to sit on a dude for awhile to get their debut right. It’s just super weird that they needed to do the stupid Rumble thing for no reason first
03.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good advice!
Me personally? I’m one of those NPCs where if you buy me a drink at the bar, I’ll put a quest marker on your map
Now why tf did Leon give her that Call of Duty ass gun
03.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Certainly custom B-3 jacket, Cayenne Turbo GT, Hamilton Auto Chrono
Leon is a #RegisteredFlexOffender
So…what exactly makes Grace cut out for the FBI?
03.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The boys are on bsky finally?????
02.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 050 seasons of Survivors is too many
02.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leon is tweaking bruh
02.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Especially when the playlist is basically identical to a wedding reception
28.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gym DJ is a crazy job
28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s unfortunate Justin Timberlake is a butthead because the groove on Rock Your Body is a bop brother
28.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0EVERYTHINGRUNSONCYBERACME
27.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Posting AI pictures of Mamdani in ISIS on Facebook
27.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know these two got a fucked up voting history
27.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Voiced by a youtu.be/MYbjMXZQEuI?...
27.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I dunno if you’re a from concentrate/pre mix or make your own, but if it’s the latter, I can’t recommend the harney and sons CTC assam tea enough . www.harney.com/products/ctc...
26.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My chai was kinda off the chain this morning
26.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Laurie with the mega mondo Dr Manhattan colored shabongboing
TV really peaked here
26.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dr Disrespect is truly the weirdest of a very weird class of men
26.02.2026 12:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a definitely not ominous sign!
26.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gabe Kidd probably bites #AEWDynamite
26.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yo @shepardcdr.bsky.social is a madman lmao
25.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Leon S Kennedy
The S is for Sex Machine