Nebula

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

NIXON got this one? FUCKING NIXON?!

my fat!!!!! new ref for isea
#personalart

Happy Mario March To All Who Celebrate.

#pokemonmysterydungeon #pmd

i understand and do not blame people for filtering out politics on their bsky feeds

but now more than ever you should have some awareness of what's going on. maybe it's not here, but pay attention to the news. make calls.

don't obey in advance

imagine even thinking about using ai when a living breathing master of the craft is putting his knowledge on youtube for free

Mario and Princess Peach are standing in a grocery aisle. Mario is looking out into the distance blissfully oblivious to the fact he has successfully pulled Princess Peach as his girl. Peach is looming over him in a seemingly protective manner, ready to fight anyone who dares get near her teddy bear sized man.

Looks like this small, goofy Italian can pull anyone without even trying😏

#mario #supermario #peach #princesspeach #mareach

This is weirdly consistent for The Atlantic! Jesse Singal's 2018 article about kids being rushed into transition starts with an anecdote about someone *not* being rushed into transition. Literally nothing happened!

There is no other issue in prestige media that has editorial standards this low.

you can tell that this isn't a real problem, because if it was this would be written by someone it happened to and not someone who it didn't happen to saying "but if it did that would have sucked."

Mwah!

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

An upcoming California law requires operating system providers to enforce basic mandatory age verification It's basic, and by the looks of it, near unenforceable.

A new California law says all operating systems, including Linux, need to have some form of ID verification (which they’re calling age verification) at account setup.

This makes absolutely ZERO sense if you have even the most basic understanding of technology

To quote Elorm Daniel’s great takedown:

A law that says Linux must perform age verification during account setup sounds reasonable at first… until u realize it completely misunderstands what Linux actually is.

Because who exactly is supposed to verify their age?
The server?
The router?
The fridge?

Made a few kirby enemies adopts these were fun to think of hope ya'll like em!! links below for them all!!⬇️⬇️

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

#JintiArt

Made a lil' slugling for a tabletop game I'm playin' in.

Sprigg's a wobbly, slimy failboy on an adventure with his shroombeast Trundle.

The image is a 4 panel black and white comic Panel 1 - A person is looking down at their phone, saying "Hey google, [Yes or No question]?" Panel 2- Four people representing the search results arrive, in order of left to right answering, "5 Myths about-" "No" "Yes" and "Featured paid for article" Panel 3- With the group still standing there, the person then says to their phone, "Hey Reddit..." Panel 4- Two more people show up to the right, one answering "It depends" and the smaller text reading "*slur*"

TVs go bweeeeeh too-!

sylvies

Praises for the puppy

[commission]

may have made the mistake of looking a bit too much at some scolipede’s fat, juicy rear, and now have to pay the consequences~ guess I’ll be stuck marinating in his musky depths for a goooood while… can feel him clenching me against his prostate…

"Ngh-Looks like your wizard friend is finally finished in there..now isn't that a much better use of all that mana~?"

When your party is absolutely 1 cycled by a cocky kobold..and you remember you are playing on PermaDeath ~GAME OVER~

That parasitic mycelium fills you out nicely.